Funny Jokes: Student and Teacher 1:
Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Funny Jokes: Student and Teacher 2:
Cat in School:
The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?"
Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
Funny Jokes: Student and Teacher 3:
Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, “School Ahead, Go Slow!”
Funny Jokes: Student and Teacher 4:
Maths with out Tables:
Teacher to Little Johnny : Why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
Little Johnny: You told me to do it without using tables.
Funny Jokes: Student and Teacher 5:
TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
STUDENT: A Teacher.
Funny Jokes: Student and Teacher 6:
Punishment for Something that I Didn’t Do:
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.”
The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?”
The little girl replied, “My homework.”
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