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Funny Father in Law Jokes


Funny Father  in law jokes are really nice jokes that make you laugh madly. Read these funny Father in law jokes and share with your friends.


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Father-in-law: Young man, you coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and you are chewing gum.  That’s a sign of disrespect!
man: Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke.
father-in-law: You mean u drink & smoke and you are here to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage?
man: Sir I only drink & smoke when I go to the club.
father-in-law: U club too?
man: I’m sorry sir, I started clubbing whenI came out of prison.
father-in-law:- U’ve also been in prison before? Oh my God!
man: Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody!,
father-in-law:- What!!! U’re a killer
man: Sir, it happened out of anger. It was a certain man that didn’t allow me marry his daughter so I killed him.

father-in-law: You are highly welcome my son. U are on the right track. U are absolutely the right man for my daughter.

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Man: Why are beating your son in law so badly?
Father in Law replies: I sent him a message that you have become father but he forwarded this message to his friends!


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Boss and Father in law can never be changed and come on same category..
If you give them your kidney, then also they will not be happy.

Funny Father in Law Jokes
Funny Father in Law Jokes


Vastreader Funny father in Law Jokes:

In marriage, Daughter of Father in Law runs and goes back to her room.
Father in Law stops her on the way and says: “please, do not go back, just go with your hubby.”
Daughter: “Please leave me alone …………………….  I am just going back to take my phone charger, it is gonna die!”

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Once a husband questioned his wife, "Would you have married me, if my father hadn't left me any fortune?"
"Dear hubby, I'd have married you... NO Matter who left you a fortune!" She replied softly.

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Daughter in Law and father  in law:
Once, a father in law of a teenage daughter in law was concerned because his daughter in law spend too much time on phone; and nobody else in house could use the that line. So, father in law  got a solution, father in law  had a new telephone line installed for daughter in law.


Two or three days after daughter in law telephone had been installed, father in law  came home to find daughter in law stretched out on the floor with her feet on the living room couch and chatting away on the family telephone.Daughter in law’s own telephone was resting silently on daughter in law’s dresser. "Why are you using our telephone," father in law yelled. "Why aren't you talking on your own telephone?"



"I can't," daughter in law  said, "I'm expecting an important call on my phone."

Vastreader Funny father in Law Jokes:

Man can be happy in 2 situations: 1st - if unmarried; 2nd - if wife has gone to his Father in Law's home.

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Girl: Dad, I want to share one important thing with you.

Dad: Ok, tell me.

Girl: I am in love with a guy. He lives in U.S.A.

Dad: But where did you meet?

Girl: We met on a dating website.. become friend through social media, he proposed me on Skype..
then we chatted a lot on messaging app..
Father: oh really. Then you both can get married on twitter... go on honeymoon on travel site, get kids through shopping site, and receive them through gmail..
And moreover.....if you further feel your decision is wrong... sell it reseller website...


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My Father in Law always told, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my father in law.

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Peace and piece:

Father in law is a man who destroys his son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of him.

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Come on - Lets see the world through a wife's eyes:

World's most perfect Man - Her Father!
World's most beautiful woman - Her Mother!
World's most Intelligent female - She herself!
World's most sad husband - Her Brother!
World's most Handsome boy - Her Son!
World's most luckiest man - Her sister's husband!
World’s most Unintelligent Male – Her Father in Law!
World's most mad woman - Her Mother in Law!
World's most dumb, selfish, liar, miser and useless man - ........ Should we need to tell this??? :(

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Save Mother in law:

A big game hunter went on a safari with his wife and Father in Law. One evening, his wife awoke to find her father gone. She woke up her husband and the two of them prepared to go outside and search for her father. The hunter picked up his gun, and they were ready to go. Not far from the camp, they came upon a frightening sight: the Father in Las was pinned against thick, impassable bush, while a huge lion growling menacingly just inches from his face. The wife yelled in fear, “What are we going to do?” “Don’t worry about it dear,” said the husband. “The lion can take care of himself”


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My Father In Law an angel:

Two friends were talking. One says to the other, “My Father In Law, he’s an angel.” His friend replies, “You’re lucky. Mine’s alive.”
 

Vastreader Funny father in Law Jokes:

A cannibal was constantly disagreeing with his father in as. One day, he had enough and ate him. That night he woke up with a terrible stomach ache. Seems he still disagreed with him.

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Joke About Staying At father In Laws House:

Question to Son in Law: What would you do if you knew the world was going to end in 2 weeks?
Answer by Son in Law: I will go and visit my father in Las for 2 weeks.
Question to Son in Law: Why your father in law’s home?
Answer by Son in Law: They would be the longest 2 weeks in my life!

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Peeping Tom father In Law Joke:

Last night, the local Peeping Tom knocked at my father-in-laws’ door, and asked him to shut his blinds.

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Buried my father In Law Joke:

One Son in Law meets his friend on the street.  The friend says, “Hi Friend, where are you coming from? ” The Son in Law says, “The cemetery. We just buried my father in law.” “I’m sorry, that’s terrible” says the friend. “What happened to your face, you’re all scratched up?” “He put up a hell of a fight.” Son in Law answered.

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Nice fathers In Law Joke:

Question to Son in Law:  Why do they bury fathers-in-law 18 feet down, when everyone else is buried 6 feet down?
Answer by Son in Law:  Because, deep down, they really are very nice people.

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The True father in law Joke:

Two men ran into the court of King Solomon.
“My daughter is to marry this man, but this man claims that his daughter is already engaged to get married to him!” one of them yelled.
The king stroked his beard and sat in deep thought.
Finally the King spoke. “The man shall be cut in two and each of your daughters shall have him.”
“Very well!” said the first man.
“No, don’t, I would rather let the other girl marry him than have him cut in two!” exclaimed the second man.
The King pronounced. “The first man is the true father in law.”
“What?” objected the other. “He wanted him cut in two!”
“Indeed.” said the king. “He is a Father in law!”

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Warranty Expired: Manufacturer are not Responsible:

An angry Son in Law sends SMS to his father in law:

"Your product is not matching my requirements. Please, Take back your Product.”

Smart father in law replies in SMS:

"Warranty expired! Manufacturer are not responsible for the Product."


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Wife: I’m warning you, my Mummy is coming back soon..
Husband: But I’m not doing anything..
wife: That’s why I’m warning you, Hurry up.

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CASHIER: This is the 5th movie ticket you’ve bought tonight Sir, Why?..
Man: Yes, that Idiot at the entrance keeps tearing it


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TEACHER: What’s your favorite flower?..
Student: Chrysanthemum.. 
TEACHER: Spell it..
Student: I was joking ooh. My favorite flower is Rose: R-O-S-E


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Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful. Brother in law walked straight to the ugly girl.
Brother in law: Hello!
Ugly girl: Hi!!
Brother in law: Wanna dance?
Ugly Girl: Yes (excited)
Brother in law: OK, Go and dance, I want to talk to your friend.

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Father: My pikin say you drive an commot for school, Wetin he do?
Teacher:- Your son is not brilliant at all, he cant even spell “LION” …
Father: Ah Ah…You know say SMALL pikin……
You make him to spell SMALL ANIMAL like “MOSQUITO”…


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Man: Why are all these people running ? ?
Racer: Its a competition, the winner will be given a phone. .
Man: What a pity. Why are they are all running if they know that only one person will get the phone.


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Teacher. . . If You have 5 Naira and U ask ur Dad for another 5 Naira , how much will you have?
Student: 5 Naira
Teacher: You don’t know maths
Student: You dont know my fada.


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Senator: Hey, Youngman! I heard that you are the idiot that disvirgined my only Daughter.
Convict: Oga sori, it won’t happen again. .


Really Funny Jokes Collection - Vastreader

Lover (female): Please leave; you cant date me because you are not responsible. .
Lover (male): Hahaha, who told you that dat. in my area, when any girl gets pregnant, she says I’m responsible.


Really Funny Jokes Collection - Vastreader

father-in-law: Young man, you coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and you are chewing gum. That’s a sign of disrespect!
Man: Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke.
father-in-law: You mean u drink & smoke and you are here to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage?
Man: Sir I only drink & smoke when I go to the club.
father-in-law: U club too?
Man: I’m sorry sir, I started clubbing whenI came out of prison.
father-in-law:- U’ve also been in prison before? Oh my God!
Man: Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody!,
father-in-law:- What!!! U’re a killer
Man: Sir, it happened out of anger. It was a certain man that didn’t allow me marry his daughter so I killed him.
father-in-law: You are highly welcome my son. U are on the right track. U are absolutely the right man for my daughter.


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Husband: I called you DARLING and you called me HONEY. Indirectly, you’re calling my mother a BEE. No respect for in-law. Pack your bags. It's over!!!!


Really Funny Jokes Collection - Vastreader

Wife: I’m warning you, my Mummy is coming back soon.
Husband: But I’m not doing anything..
wife: That’s why I’m warning you, Hurry up.


Really Funny Jokes Collection - Vastreader

CASHIER: This is the 5th movie ticket you’ve bought tonight Sir, Why?..
Man: Yes, that Idiot at the entrance keeps tearing it


Really Funny Jokes Collection - Vastreader

TEACHER: What’s your favorite flower?..
Student: Chrysanthemum.. 
TEACHER: Spell it..
Student: I was joking ooh. My favorite flower is Rose: R-O-S-E


Really Funny Jokes Collection - Vastreader

Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful. Brother in law 

walked straight to the ugly girl.
Brother in law: Hello!
Ugly girl: Hi!!
Brother in law: Wanna dance?
Ugly Girl: Yes (excited)
Brother in law: OK, Go and dance, I want to talk to your friend.


Really Funny Jokes Collection - Vastreader

Father: My pikin say you drive an commot for school, Wetin he do?
Teacher:- Your son is not brilliant at all, he cant even spell “LION” …
Father: Ah Ah…You know say SMALL pikin……
You make him to spell SMALL ANIMAL like “MOSQUITO”…

Really Funny Jokes Collection - Vastreader

Man: Why are all these people running ? ?
Racer: Its a competition, the winner will be given a phone. .
Man: What a pity. Why are they are all running if they know that only one person will get the phone.

Really Funny Jokes Collection - Vastreader

Teacher. . . If You have 5 Naira and U ask ur Dad for another 5 Naira , how much will you have?
Student: 5 Naira
Teacher: You don’t know maths
Student: You dont know my fada.

Really Funny Jokes Collection - Vastreader

Senator: Hey, Youngman! I heard that you are the idiot that disvirgined my only Daughter.
Convict: Oga sori, it won’t happen again. .

Really Funny Jokes Collection - Vastreader

Lover (female): Please leave; you cant date me because you are not responsible. .
Lover (male): Hahaha, who told you that dat. in my area, when any girl gets pregnant, she says I’m responsible.

Really Funny Jokes Collection - Vastreader

father-in-law: Young man, you coming to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage and you are chewing gum. That’s a sign of disrespect!
Man: Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or smoke.
father-in-law: You mean u drink & smoke and you are here to seek my daughter’s hand in marriage?
Man: Sir I only drink & smoke when I go to the club.
father-in-law: U club too?
Man: I’m sorry sir, I started clubbing whenI came out of prison.
father-in-law:- U’ve also been in prison before? Oh my God!
Man: Sorry sir, I went to jail when I killed somebody!,
father-in-law:- What!!! U’re a killer
Man: Sir, it happened out of anger. It was a certain man that didn’t allow me marry his daughter so I killed him.
father-in-law: You are highly welcome my son. U are on the right track. U are absolutely the right man for my daughter.

Really Funny Jokes Collection - Vastreader

Husband: I called you DARLING and you called me HONEY. Indirectly, you’re calling my mother a BEE. No respect for in-law. Pack your bags. It's over!!!!


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