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One day a priest asked a boy if he know who was the mother of Jesus. The boy nodded and said ,"well,sir am new in this community so i dont know the woman around, i cant even spot his mom"

 

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They asked me Why wasn't Jesus born in Sydney?
Well, they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

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A teacher was telling his students how whales can be so big but with small throat and belly, so they cannot eat anything other than small fishes.
A 5-year old girl objected, "But in the Bible a whale ate Jonah."
Teacher: "No, that's not possible."
Girl: "Yes, it is. The whale swallowed Jonah and didn't even chew!"
Teacher: "I'm telling you, that is not possible!"
Girl: "Well, when I go to heaven, I'll ask Jonah about this."
Teacher: "What if Jonah went to hell?"
Girl: "Then YOU ask him."

 

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A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.

He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road.

Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die."

The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.

The man asked. "Who are you?"

"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.

"Oh, yeah?" the man exclaimed "And where the hell were you when I got married?"

 

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Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are extremely mischievous. They are
always getting
into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in
their town, the two boys are probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in
disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The
preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.

So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy
to see the preacher in the afternoon.

The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and
asked him sternly,

"Do you know where God is, son?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there
wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.

So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is
God?!"

Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice
even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is
God?!"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into
his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble
this time.
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