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Funny Brother in Law Jokes:

She asked if he had health insurance. He replied, in a raspy voice, “No health insurance.”
The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, “No money in the bank.”
The nun asked, “Do you have a relative who could help you?” He said, “I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.”
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.”
The patient replied, “Well, then send the bill to my brother-in-law."
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Funny Brother in Law Jokes: Kiss Me!

The Joke Of TheYiddishe Mama's 3 Sons
Three sons of a Yiddishe Mama left their homeland, went abroad and prospered. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their ageing mother:
AVRAHAM, the first, said, "I built a big house for our mother."

MOISHE, the second, said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver."

DAVID, the youngest, said, "You remember how our mother enjoys reading the Bible? Now she can't see very well. I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the whole Bible--Mama just has to name the chapter and verse."

Soon thereafter, a letter of thanks came from their mother:
"AVRAHAM," she said, "the house you built is so huge. I live only in one room, but I have to clean the whole house."

"MOISHE," she said, "I am too old to travel. I stay most of the time at home so I rarely use the Mercedes. And that driver has shpilkas--he's a pain in the tuchas."

"But DAVID," she said, "THE CHICKEN WAS DELICIOUS!"


Funny Brother in Law Jokes:The Funny Tale Of The Rabbi's Hat

On a windy day in New York City a Hassidic rabbi's fur hat flew off and was rescued by a man who returned it to the rabbi. The rabbi said, "Thank you, are you Jewish?"

"No," said the man.

"Well," said the rabbi, "I can't bless you, but I see an afternoon of great wealth for you."

The man thinks, "What can it be? I know--I can make the last four races at the horse track." He goes and looks at the program and sees a horse named Top Hat in the next race. "An omen," he thinks, and bets $100 and wins. The next race has a horse named Stetson--again he bets it all and wins. The next race features a horse named Beret, and he naturally wins again. He bets it all on the next race and loses everything. He goes home and tells his wife the story.

"What horse did you bet on in the last race?" she asks.

He says, "Chateau--French for hat."

"Idiot," she says, "Chapeau is French for hat--by the way, who won the race?'

"I don't know," he says, "some Japanese horse called Yomika!"


Funny Brother in Law Jokes:Jewish Mother-In-Law Humor

Two Jewish women were sitting under hair dryers at the hairdresser.

The first lady says, "So nu, how's your family?"

The second one responds, "Oh just fine. My daughter is married to the most wonderful man. She never has to cook, he always takes her out. She never has to clean, he got her a housekeeper. She never has to work, he's got such a good job. She never has to worry about the children, he got her a nanny."

She continues with a question to the first lady, "So how is your son these days?"

The first woman says, "Just awful. He is married to such a witch of a woman. She makes him take her out to dinner every night, she never cooks a dish. She made him get her a housekeeper, G-d forbid she should vacuum a carpet! He has to work like a dog because she won't get a job and she never takes care of their children, because she made him get her a nanny!"


Funny Brother in Law Jokes: Heavenly Help Humor

There was a man called Yaakov who lived near a river in America. He was a very religious man. One day, the river rose over the banks and flooded the town, and Yaakov was forced to climb onto his porch roof. While he was sitting there, a man in a boat came along and told Yaakov to get in the boat. Yaakov said, "No, that's OK, G-d will take care of me." So, the man in the boat drove off.

The water rose, so Yaakov climbed onto his roof. At that time, another boat came along and the person in that one told Yaakov to get in. He replied, "No, that's OK, G-d will take care of me." The person in the boat left.

The water rose even more, and Yaakov climbed on his chimney. Then a helicopter came and lowered a ladder. The man in the helicopter told Yaakov to climb up the ladder and get in. He told the man, "That's OK." The pilot said, "Are you sure?" Yaakov said, "Yeah, I'm sure G-d will take care of me."

Finally, the water rose too high and Yaakov drowned. He got up to Heaven and spoke with the angel at the gate. Yaakov questioned, "Why didn't G-d take care of me! What happened?"

The angel replied, "Well, He sent you two boats and a helicopter. What else did you want?"


Funny Brother in Law Jokes: The Humorous Tale Of Bubbe's Driving

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.

Approaching the car, he notices that there are five elderly ladies, eyes wide and white as ghosts. Bubbe, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"

"Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."

"Slower than the speed limit?" she asked. "No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly... twenty-two miles an hour!" Bubbe says proudly.

The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, she grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

The officer said,"But before I let you go, ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken, and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the officer asks.

Bubbe replied, "Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119."


Funny Brother in Law Jokes: A Good Laugh With Momma

The upset and concerned housewife Rivkah sprang to the telephone when it rang and
listened with relief to the kindly voice.

"Darling, How are you? This is Momma."

"OH Momma," she said "I'm having a bad day." Breaking into bitter tears, she continued, "The baby won't eat and the washing machine broke down. I haven't had a chance to go shopping, and besides, I've just sprained my ankle and I have to hobble around. On top of that, the house is a mess and I'm supposed to have the Goldbergs and Rosens for dinner tonight."

The voice on the other end said in sympathy, "Darling, let Momma handle it" She continued, "Sit down, relax, and close your eyes. I'll be over in half an hour. I'll do your shopping, clean up the house, and cook your dinner for you. I'll feed the baby and I'll call a repairman I know who'll be at your house to fix the washing machine promptly. Now stop crying. I'll do everything. In fact, I'll even call your husband Morty at the office and tell him he ought to come home and help out for once."

"Morty?" said Rivkah. "Who's Morty?"

"Why, Morty's your husband!....Is this 223-1374?"

"No, this is 223-1375."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I have the wrong number."

There was a short pause, then Rivkah said, "Does this mean you're not coming over?"


Funny Brother in Law Jokes: The Funny Tale Of The Provider

A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancee to his study for a drink.

"So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man.

"I am a Torah scholar," he replies.

"A Torah scholar. Hmmm," the father says. ".......Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to live in, as she's accustomed to?"

"I will study," the young man replies, "and G-d will provide for us."

"And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves?" asks the father.

"I will concentrate on my studies," the young man replies. "G-d will provide for us."

"And children?" asks the father. "How will you support the children?"

"Don't worry, sir, G-d will provide," replies the fiance.

The conversation proceeds like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insists that G-d will provide.

Later that evening the mother asks, "How did it go, Honey?"

The father answers, "He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm G-d."

A One Dollar Bill Tells A Humorous Tale
A one dollar bill met his old friend the 20 dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much."

The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?"

The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff, contribution to Shul pushke, contribution to church, contribution to 15th Street beggar, pushke, 17th Ave accordian player, pushke..."


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Funny Brother in Law Jokes: One Last Wish Joke

Just before Rosh Hashanah, a team of terrorists invades the shul and takes the rabbi, the cantor and the shul president hostage. Hours later, the governor stands tough, he won't give them a million dollars, nor a getaway car nor a jumbo jet. The terrorists gather the three hostages in a corner and inform them that things look bad and they're going to have to shoot them. Nevertheless, to show that they're not really a bad bunch, they'll grant each hostage one wish.

"Please," says the rabbi, "for the last two months I've been working on my Rosh Hashanah sermon. What a waste to die now without having carried it before an audience. I'll go happily if you let me recite my sermon. It's an hour and ninety minutes long, tops." The terrorists promise to grant the wish.

"Please," says the cantor, "after 50 years I've finally gotten the Hinneni prayer just right. What a waste to die and not sing it to an audience. It's only about 45 minutes long, then I'll go happily." The terrorists promise to grant the cantor his wish, too, and they turn to
the shul president.

"Please," says the president with tears in his eyes. "Shoot me first!"


Funny Brother in Law Jokes: Exam Humor

It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. A half hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.

"You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.

"Yes I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing.

After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing. A half hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there.

"No you don't, I'm not going to accept that. It's late." The student looked incredulous and angry.

"Do you know WHO I am?"

"No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor.

"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" the student asked again.

"No, and I don't care." replied the professor with an air of superiority.

"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and hurried out of the room.


Funny Brother in Law Jokes: The Humorous Tale Of The Reform Rabbi

The Good News, Rabbi: You converted seven people last week at the river.
The Bad News: You lost two of them in the swift current.

The Good News, Rabbi: The Sisterhood voted to send you a get well card.
The Bad News: The vote passed by 31-30.

The Good News, Rabbi: TheBoard accepted your job description the way you wrote it.
TheBad News: A search committee has been formed to find somebody capable of filling the position.

The Good News, Rabbi: Mrs. Silverman is wild about your sermons.
The Bad News: She is also wild about the "Gong Show," "Beavis and Butthead" and "Texas Chain Saw Massacre."

The Good News, Rabbi: The Board finally voted to add more congregation parking.
Bad News: They are going to blacktop the front lawn of your house.

The Good News, Rabbi: Shabbos attendance rose dramatically the last three weeks.
The Bad News: You were sick.

The Good News, Rabbi: The Board wants to send you on a vacation
The Bad News: Next year...

The Good News, Rabbi: Your biggest critic just left the congregation.
The Bad News: We offered him a position as head of the Board if he would return. He accepted!

The Good News, Rabbi: The youth in the congregation came to your house for a surprise visit last night.
The Bad News: Armed with toilet paper and shaving cream..


Funny Brother in Law Jokes: A Whale Of A Laugh

Rachel did a lot of traveling for her business, so she flew often. Flying made her very, very nervous, so she always took her Siddur along so she could read the traveler's prayer. It helped her relax...

One time, she was sitting next to a skeptical man. When he saw her pull out her Siddur, he gave a little chuckle and smirk and went back to what he was doing. After awhile, he turned to her and asked, "You don't really believe all that stuff in there?"

Rachel replied, "Of course!"

He said, "Well, what about that guy that was swallowed by that whale?"

"Oh, Yonah." responded Rachel.

"Yes, how do you suppose he survived all that time inside the whale?"

Rachel, "Well, I don't really know. I guess when I get to Heaven, I will ask him."

"What if he isn't there?" the man asked sarcastically.

"Then you can ask him," replied Rachel.


Funny Brother in Law Jokes: Children Say The Darndest Jokes!

Jewish child: "Our Rebbe wears this fur hat."
Catholic child: "So? Our priest wears a collar."
Jewish child: "What's so special about a collar?"
Catholic Child: "You know, Kills ticks and fleas up to six months!"


The Brother In - Law Joke:

Mr. Stein was brought to Mercy Hospital and taken quickly in for coronary surgery. The operation went well and as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by the doctor who was waiting by his bed.

"You're going to be just fine, Mr. Stein," the doctor said.

The doctor was joined by a nurse who said, "We do need to know, however, how you intend to pay for your stay here. Are you covered by insurance?"

Mr. Stein said, "No, I'm not," in a whisper.

"Then can you pay in cash?" the nurse persisted.

"I'm afraid I cannot."

"Well, do you have any close relatives?" the nurse questioned sternly.

"Just my sister in New York," he volunteered. "But she converted to.. she's a nun... in fact a real spinster."

"Oh, I must correct you, Mr. Stein. Nuns are not spinsters - they are married to G-d."

"Wonderful, wonderful," Mr. Stein said. "In that case, please send my bill to my brother-in-law."


Funny Brother in Law Jokes: Bible Q & A Jokes

Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A. Noah: he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh's daughter: she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
A. Ruth-less.
Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A. The Creator drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. Dovid's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A. Samson: he brought the house down.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of the garden.
Q. Which servant of G-d was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
A. Moses, because he broke all 10 commandments at once.
Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A. The area around the Jordan: the banks were always overflowing.
Q. How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?
A. Because in Job 16:12, 14, 16 we read, "I had come to be at ease, but he proceeded to shake me up: and he grabbed me by the back of the neck and proceeded to smash me."
Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?
A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun.
Q. Why didn't Noah go fishing?
A. He only had two worms!
Q. How do we know that they played cards in the ark?
A. Because Noah sat on the deck.


Funny Brother in Law Jokes: The Funny Tale Of An Atheist's Proposal

Sarah comes home from her date, rather sad. She tells her mother, "Dovid wants to marry me."

Her mother says, "Dovid's such a good boy. So why such a sad face on my bubeleh?

"Momme, Dovid is an atheist. He doesn't even believe there's a hell."

Her mother says, "Bubeleh, marry him! Between the two of us, we can make him a believer."


Funny Brother in Law Jokes: Biblical Humor: Theme Songs

Adam and Eve: "Strangers in Paradise"
Methuselah: "Stayin' Alive"
Noah: "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head"
Esther: "I Feel Pretty"
Moses: "The Wanderer"
Joshua: "Good Vibrations"
Esau: "Born To Be Wild"
Elijah: "Up, Up, and Away"
Jezebel: "The Lady is a Tramp"
Samson: "Hair"
Nebuchadnezzar: "Crazy"
Jeremiah: "Take This Job and Shove It"
Jonah: "Got a Whale of a Tale"
Daniel: "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"
Shadrach, Meshach, and Abendego: "Great Balls of Fire!"


Funny Brother in Law Jokes: dom's Humorous Tale

Adom was walking through Gan Eden feeling very lonely, so G-d asked him, "What's wrong, Adom?"
Adom said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

G-d thought for a minute and then said that He was going to make him a companion and that it would be called "wonderful."

"Wonderful will gather food for you, cook for you., agree with your every decision, bear your children, never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them, never nag you, be the first to admit wrong when you've had a disagreement, and wonderful never gives you a headache."

Adom inquired, "What will wonderful cost?"

G-d replied, "An arm and a leg."

Then Adom asked, "What can I get for a rib?"


Funny Brother in Law Jokes: A Good Laugh At A Rabbi's Amazement

Yaakov and his father were visiting a mall for the very first time. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.

Yaakov asked his father, "What is this, Avie?"

His father responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is!"

WhileYaakov and his father were watching wide-eyed an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed. They watched the small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24 year old woman stepped out.

Smiling, the father turned to Yaakov and said, "Go get Emah."


Funny Brother in Law Jokes: A Canine Laugh.....

What's the difference between a Jewish Mother-In-Law and a Rottweiler?
Eventually the Rottweiler lets go...


Funny Brother in Law Jokes: The Three Wishes Joke

A secretary, a paralegal and a partner in a city law firm are walking through a park on their way to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.

The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."

"Me first! Me first!" says the secretary. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world." Poof! She's gone.

In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says the paralegal. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life." Poof! He's gone.

"You're next," the Genie says to the partner. The partner says, "I want those two back in the office immediately after lunch."


Funny Brother in Law Jokes: The Funny Tale Of The Lemon Squeezer

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to any patron willing to accept the bet. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight lifters, longshoremen, et al.), but nobody could do it.

One day a scrawny little accountant came in, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit. In a tiny, squeaky voice he said, "I'd like to try the bet."

After the laughter died down, the bartender said, "OK," he grabbed a lemon and squeezed away. He then handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man. But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass.

As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000 and asked the little man, "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight lifter, or what?"

The man replied, "I work for the Yeshiva on Sixteenth."


Funny Brother in Law Jokes: Lawyer Humor

A guy phones a law office and says: "I want to speak to my lawyer."

The receptionist replies, "I'm sorry but he died last week."

The next day he phones again and asks the same question. The receptionist replies, "I told you yesterday, he died last week."

The next day he calls again and asks to speak to his lawyer. By this time the receptionist is getting a little annoyed and says, "I keep telling you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?"

The guy says, "It gives me such pleasure to hear you say that."


Funny Brother in Law Jokes: A Lawyer Who Is A Joke

Curious about XYZ's great success, other attorneys paid a priviate eye to have him followed. The private eye carefully followed Mr. XYZ as he drove to a community about fifty miles away.

Upon arriving in the community Mr. XYZ drives right up to this small town post office, walks in and purchases "love stamps," then begins placing them on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

The curiosity of the private eye is getting the better of him, he goes up to Mr. XYZ and asks, "What are you doing?"

Mr. XYZ responds, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asks the man.

"I'm a divorce lawyer," Mr. XYZ replies.
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A son-in-law was constantly disagreeing with his mother-in-law. One day, he had enough and ate his mother-in-law. That night, he woke up with a terrible stomach ache. Seems the mother-in-law still disagreed with him.


JOKE ABOUT STAYING AT MOTHER-IN-LAWS HOUSE:


Question to son-in-law: What would you do if you knew the world was going to end in 2 weeks?

Answer by son-in-law: Go visit my mother-in-laws for 2 weeks.

Question to son-in-law: Why your mother-in-laws home?

Answer by son-in-law: They would be the longest 2 weeks in my life!






Funny Evil Mother-In-Law Gifts for Grandson’s Birthday:



A grandmother is at the toy store for hours trying to find the perfect gift for her grandson for his Birthday. She wanders the store for hours, finally she walks to the cash register with her find, a Super Deluxe Megaphone, a megaphone with a voice-changer and flashing lights which allows kids to yell in 10 different voices. She says to the cashier, “This is the perfect birthday gift, my grandson will love it and it will drive my Daughter-in-law crazy. She’ll hate it!”



A MAN WENT TO MEET A VET-NARY DOCTOR WITH HIS DOG:



Man: Could you please cut my dog's tail off?"


Vet: "There is nothing wrong with the tail of your dog. Why would you want this done to your dog?"


Man: "My mother-in-law is coming to visit, and I don't want anything in the house to make her think that she is welcome!"


What a Funny Son-in-Law!!!



Mother-in-law is a woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.


Come on - Lets see the world through a wife's eyes!


World's most perfect Man - Her Father!


World's most beautiful woman - Her Mother!


World's most Intelligent female - She herself!


World's most sad husband - Her Brother!


World's most Handsome boy - Her Son!


World's most luckiest man - Her sister's husband!


World's most mad woman - Her Mother in Law!


World's most dumb, selfish, liar, miser and useless man - ........ Should we need to tell this??? :(



SAVE MOTHER-IN-LAW FROM THE LION:


A big game hunter went on a safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, his wife awoke to find her mother gone. She woke up her husband and the two of them prepared to go outside and search for her mother.


The hunter picked up his gun, and they were ready to go. Not far from the camp, they came upon a frightening sight: the mother-in-law was pinned against thick, impassable bush, while a huge lion growling menacingly just inches from her face.


The wife yelled in fear, “What are we going to do?”


“Don’t worry about it dear,” said the husband.


“The lion can take care of himself”




Two friends are talking. One says to the other, “My Mother-In-Law is an angel.” The other replies, “You’re lucky. My mother-in-law is alive.”


PEEPING TOM MOTHER-IN-LAW JOKE:



One night, the local Peeping Tom knocked on my mother-in-laws’ door, and asked her to shut her blinds.



BURIED MOTHER-IN-LAW JOKE:



One son-in-law meets his friend Frank on the street. Joe says, “Hi Frank, where are you coming from? ” Frank says, “The cemetery. We just buried my Mother-In-Law.” “I’m sorry, that’s terrible” says Joe. “What happened to your face, you’re all scratched up?” “She put up a hell of a fight.” Frank answered.


Nice Mothers-In-Laws Joke Q: Why do they bury mothers-in-law 18 feet down, when everyone else is buried 6 feet down? A: Because, deep down, they really are very nice people.



The True Mother-in-law Joke:



Two ladies ran into the court of King Solomon. “My daughter is to marry this man, but this lady claims that her daughter is already engaged to get married to him!” one of them yelled. The king stroked his beard and sat in deep thought. Finally the King spoke. “The man shall be cut in two and each of your daughters shall have him.” “Very well!” said the first lady. “No, don’t, I would rather let the other girl marry him than have him cut in two!” exclaimed the second lady. The King pronounced. “The first lady is the true mother-in-law.” “What?” objected the other. “She wanted him cut in two!” “Indeed.” said the king. “She is a mother-in-law!”


A man suffered a serious heart attack joke


A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open-heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he would like to pay for his treatment.

Funny Brother in Law Jokes:


"Kiss me," said the young lady urgently. "Please kiss me." But the young man turned his head away, saying, "Of course not. How can I? I'm your own brother-in-law. Hell, we shouldn'teven be lying here making love."


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Life is small and it flies like dust from fist so to make maximum out of it, here are awesome collection of 11 funny jokes a human being must share/read/hear in life. It gonna give you/your listener an amazing sense of humor with big fountain of laughter.



Here we go:

Husband: I seems like you put excess salt in vegetables.

Wife: Please, salt is accurate, vegetables are less. I told you to bring sufficient quantity.

Moral: Wife is always right!




I am not short..

I am built close to the ground for speed and accuracy.




Helmet and wife are similar:

Your life is saved as long as you keep them on your head!:)




Why they keep gap between engagement and marriage?

Because you can not blame that you have not given a chance to escape!!




H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K.

Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge..




I shared a chemistry joke..

But..

There was no Reaction!




Why did Adele crossed the road?

To say hello from other side.




In marriage: Bride's X-boyfriend also came..

Father: Who are you?

X: I am out after playing semi final.. Now here to see the final!




What do you call fake noodle?

an impasta!


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Guess, who I saw today?

Who?

Everybody I looked at! :))




I miss you like an Idiot misses the point!




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Do you do your best to make your friends, relatives or anybody laugh but without success? If yes, you must learn/use the right tactics to let make it happen. To make your intention into reality, you must learn the mandatory steps.

So here we are sharing those important steps to let you learn this:

Step 1: Mood


If you are in good mood doesn't mean that the other person is also in the same mood. You should learn or sense their mood to successfully make them laugh. Don't forget the rule of "Right thing at right time". So if you say joke when they are in normal mood, you will be thorough.


Step 2: Conversation:


To make the other person happy, you must start conversation slowly and make open ended questions so that they can also involve. And the moment, they go familiar, you play your jokes to make them laughing.




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Step 3: Interest:


If I love swimming and you talk about how dangerous the water it. I may contradict. So to make anybody smiling, you must know their interest and talk accordingly. The right flow and the right way of talk will help you win their interest which will lead to loads of laugh.


Step 4: Material:


Do you have enough material in your talks/mind to drag anybody's attention. This comes with homework to fill lots of talking material. When you have much topis and gossips in your mind, you will not let the silent overtake you. Bear this in your mind.


Step 5: Timing


The above mention quality is very much needed to have fun and let other involve. When you say right thing taking care of timing, I bet they can not stop their laughter at all. This is what comedians are known for. So whether it is you, stand up comedians or actors - timing is much important.



That is it and you are done. Rest is withing yourself. I appreciate you intention because making anybody cry is very easy but the tough task is to make somebody smiling. Your good task will leave you mark in everybody's heart and they will never ever forget you. When they smile because of you, you get a special feeling and satisfaction. Your sense of humor will be appreciated and your polite way and good communication skill gonna work well.



Stay tuned for more enjoyable coming on way. Wish you a very good life and great journey.

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Funny Joke: Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, You're All the Same:


A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. 

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. 

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here." 

The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg. 

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and said, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." 

Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." 

The Chinese replied, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

Funny Joke: Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, You're All the Same
Funny Joke: Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, You're All the Same


A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. 

As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. 

Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here." 

The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your PearlHarbour, it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg. 

In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and said, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship." 

Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me." 

The Chinese replied, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."

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Funny Joke: Monkey Investigated for and after Plane Crash:


Once in Brazil a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions. 
The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.

Officer: "When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?" 
Monkey: "Tying their belts" 
Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?" 
Monkey: "Saying Hello! Good morning!" 
Officer: "What were the pilots doing?" 
Monkey: "Checking the system" 
Officer: "What were you doing?" 
Monkey: "Looking for my people" 

Officer: "After 10' minutes what were the travelers doing?" 
Monkey: "Having beverages and snacks" 
Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?" 
Monkey: "Serving the travelers" 
Officer: "What were the Pilots doing?" 
Monkey: "Handling the steering" 
Officer: "What were you doing?" 
Monkey: "Eating & throwing" 

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Funny Joke: Monkey Investigated for and after Plane Crash

Officer: "After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?" 
Monkey: "Some were sleeping and some were reading" 
Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?" 
Monkey: "Make up" 
Officer: "What were the pilots doing?" 
Monkey: "Handling the steering" 
Officer: "What were you doing?" 
Monkey: "Nothing" 

Officer: "Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?" 
Monkey: "All were sleeping" 
Officer: "What were the pilots doing?" 
Monkey: "Handling the air hostess" 
Officer: What were you doing? 
Monkey: Handling the steering!!!! ! 

No more Questions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Funny Joke: Tricky Mental Hospital Doctor:

In a ” Mental Hospital ” a journalist asked the Doctor: 
How do u determine whether to admit a patient or not ?? 

Dr: Well, We’d fill a BathTub & give a teaspoon, a glass & a bucket to the patient & ask them to empty the BathTub… 


Journalist: Oh, Obviously a normal person would use d bucket bcoz its bigger… 
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Funny Joke: Tricky Mental Hospital Doctor

Dr: ” No, A normal person would pull d drain plug !! 

Please go to bed No.36; We will start further investigations” 

You also thought that normal person will use a bucket…. Now please go to bed no. 37

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Funny Joke: Farmer, Intelligent Old Cock and Stupid Young Cock in Farm:

A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market.


Old cock to Young cock : "Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity.


Young cock : What you mean? As far as I know, you are old and should be retired.


Old cock : Young boy, there are twenty-five hens here, can't I help you with some?


Young cock : No! Not even one, all of them will be mine.


Old cock : In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition and if I win you shall allow me to have one hen and if I lose you will have all.


Young cock : O.K. What kind of competition?

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Funny Joke: Farmer, Intelligent Old Cock and Stupid Young Cock in Farm


Old cock: 50 meter run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.


Young cock : No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.


Confidently, the following morning, the Young cock allows the Old cock to start off and when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters mark the Young cock chases him with all his might.


Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock back in a matter of seconds.


Suddenly, Bang! ...... before he could overtake the old cock, he was shot dead by the farmer, who cursed, "Hell ! This is the fifth GAY chicken I've bought this week !"

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Funny Jokes: Wrong English Funny Sentence Full Fun:

English can be Fun

Spotted in a toilet of a London office:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.

In a London Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

Outside a London second-hand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a London conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR, THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

Funny Jokes: Wrong English Funny Sentence Full Fun, Never Miss!
Funny Jokes: Wrong English Funny Sentence Full Fun, Never Miss!


People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate with their English-speaking tourists. Here is a list of signs seen around the world :

At a Budapest zoo:
PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.

Doctors office, Rome :
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

Hotel, Acapulco :
THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE.

In a Nairobi restaurant:
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE SHOULD WAIT AND SEE THE MANAGER.

In a City restaurant:
OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, AND WEEKENDS TOO.

In a Calcutta Coffee House:
PEOPLE DISCARDING CIGARETTE STUBS IN CUPS WILL BE SERVED COFFEE IN ASH TRAYS

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Is This Her First Child Joke:

Man called frantically into the phone: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!

Doctor: Is this her first child?
Man shouted: No, this is her husband!

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Man called frantically into the phone: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Man shouted: No, this is her husband!

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Sexy Husband Wife Jokes:

Sexy Husband Wife Jokes:

I just lost the prize by 1 point. That last question was, "Where do females mostly have curly hair"?
I was confident that I was correct, but that mad computer replied "Africa".

Sexy Husband Wife Jokes:

Couple started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 11 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flash light!” The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past 7 minutes!"

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As an Air plane is about to crash, a sexy female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!”

Sexy Husband Wife Jokes:

A Boy and a Girl were enjoying a lot in an open garden!!!

Suddenly, a mosquito went into the girl's T-shirt....

Naughty mind ... don't think too much....


It came out and bit the boy's hands!!!!

Sexy Funny Story

Sexy Husband Wife Jokes:

A Boy and a Girl were enjoying a lot in a theater!!!

Suddenly, the Girl felt something like snake going into her pants....


Do you know what that is?

Naughty mind ... don't think too much....

It is the boy's hands!!!!


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A Boy moves into a colony where people don't wear clothes. He receives a letter from his girl friend asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new place. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in that colony, he cuts a photo in half and sends her the top half.

Later, he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his girl friend. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half of the photo. He is really worried, when he realizes that he sent the wrong half, but then remembers how bad his girl friend's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.

A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his girl friend. It says... "Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style; it makes your nose look too short!"


Sexy Husband Wife Jokes:

A blonde walked in on her husband having an affair. She was so angry she pulled out a gun and pointed to the woman's head. She was about to pull the trigger, when her husband said, "No, doing!" and she replied, "Shut up, you're next!"

Sexy Husband Wife Jokes:

Man comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, and finds a stranger with his wife. He says, "What the hell are you doing?" His wife turns to the stranger and says, "I told you. Do you remember that he is stupid?"

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One day a sexy girl was talking to her friend and she said to her, "My boyfriend bought me flowers for my special day this year so I guess I have to put my legs in the air for him.", and her friend replied, "Why? Don't you have a vase?"

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Here's the Perfect scene of Good/Bad Luck at same time?
The clever wind blows a sexy girl's skirt high (Good Luck)
But on that moment dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad Luck)

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Just married couple after first night!
Husband: Let me be frank - It is not my first time.
Wife: Well. Let me also clear that you still need to learn a lot.

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His sister was with two men at one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners!

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Me: Do you have a book for men with small his thing?
Librarian: I don't know if it's in yet.
Me: Yeah that's the one.

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Do you know about 7 important most important Men in a Woman's life? No, then here we go:
One. Mr. Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."
Two. Mr. Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."
Three. That Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
Four. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
Five. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
Six. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"
Seven. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"

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Male in the club Orders a Beer...
Female next To Him-
What A Co-incidence, Even I have ordered the same...
Man-I'm so happy.
Female-Me too.
Man-What a Coincidence.
Lady-My Husband & I Have Tried 4Yrs for A Baby...
Today I'm Pregnant.
Man-What a Co-Incidence.
I Am a Farmer
From 4Yrs My Hens Were Infertile,
Today All Laying Eggs
Lady-Wow! How Did That Happen?
Man- I Used a Different Cock.
Lady SMILED, & Said
WHAT A COINCIDENCE!!

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One day, a 7 year old boy went to visit his grandmother. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said: "Grandma, why don't you have a boyfriend now that grandpa went to heaven?"
Grandma replied: "Honey, my TV-set is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with it as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV-set, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting knobs, trying to get it focus.
Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood his grandpa's old friend, now the grandma's minister.
The minister said: "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"
The little boy replied: "Yeah, she's in the bedroom banging her boyfriend!"

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Husband: I am feeling so happy while seeing your friend.
Wife: Yeah, I can see your happiness through your jeans.

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One day, little Sam was at the park playing when he saw his dad and aunt walk behind the bushes.
He followed them quietly.
What he saw surprised him a lot. Sam ran home and told his Mother... Guess what I saw today!
"How should I know" Mom replied.
"You know, dad and aunt went into the bushes and aunt took off dad's jacket and then..."
"Stop, it is better you to wait until you daddy gets back to home and we have dinner to finish your story?" mom said.
"Fine" said Sam.
And when they were all having dinner, Sam started...
"And then Dad did to Aunt what Uncle did to Mom while Dad was out...."

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Husband comes home from a tough time of work and finds his wife lying in front of the fire place with her legs wide open.
He asked, "Dear, what are you doing?"
She replied, "I'm heating up your dinner."

Sexy Husband Wife Jokes:

Shopkeeper: Stop! You can't smoke here.
Me: But I bought it from your shop.
Shopkeeper: We also sell condoms but that doesn't mean... but you don't use them here!

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A first-grade teacher, Ms. Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Boy, what is
Your problem?"
Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than her! I think I
should be in the third-grade too!"
Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the Principal's office. While Boy. waited in the outer office, the teacher
explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he
failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.
Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and
tells her, "I think this Boy can go to the third-grade."
Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him?" The principal and Boy both agreed.
Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy, after a moment "Legs."
Ms Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy: "Pockets."
Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut
Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? The Principal's eyes open really wide and before he
could stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge.
Boy: Bubblegum
Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The Principal's eyes
open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy: Shake hands
Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy: Yep.
Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy: Tent
Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. The Principal was
looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy: Wedding Ring
Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy: Nose
Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy. Arrow
Ms Neelam: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy: Fire truck
Ms Neelam: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you don't get it you have to use your hand.
Boy: Fork
Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of its longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man  
gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy: SURNAME
Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making
Love?
Boy: HEART
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
"Send this Boy to IIM Ahmadabad, even I got the last ten questions wrong myself!!”  

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