I just lost the prize by 1 point. That last question was, "Where do females mostly have curly hair"?
I was confident that I was correct, but that mad computer replied "Africa".

Couple started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 11 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flash light!” The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past 7 minutes!"

As an Air plane is about to crash, a sexy female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!”

A Boy and a Girl were enjoying a lot in an open garden!!!

Suddenly, a mosquito went into the girl's T-shirt....

Naughty mind ... don't think too much....

It came out and bit the boy's hands!!!!


A Boy and a Girl were enjoying a lot in a theater!!!

Suddenly, the Girl felt something like snake going into her pants....

Do you know what that is?

Naughty mind ... don't think too much....

It is the boy's hands!!!!

A Boy moves into a colony where people don't wear clothes. He receives a letter from his girl friend asking him to send her a current photo of himself in his new place. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in that colony, he cuts a photo in half and sends her the top half.

Later, he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his girl friend. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half of the photo. He is really worried, when he realizes that he sent the wrong half, but then remembers how bad his girl friend's eyesight is, and hopes she won't notice.

A few weeks later, he receives a letter from his girl friend. It says... "Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style; it makes your nose look too short!"

A blonde walked in on her husband having an affair. She was so angry she pulled out a gun and pointed to the woman's head. She was about to pull the trigger, when her husband said, "No, doing!" and she replied, "Shut up, you're next!"

Man comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, and finds a stranger with his wife. He says, "What the hell are you doing?" His wife turns to the stranger and says, "I told you. Do you remember that he is stupid?"

One day a sexy girl was talking to her friend and she said to her, "My boyfriend bought me flowers for my special day this year so I guess I have to put my legs in the air for him.", and her friend replied, "Why? Don't you have a vase?"

Here's the Perfect scene of Good/Bad Luck at same time?
The clever wind blows a sexy girl's skirt high (Good Luck)
But on that moment dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad Luck)

Just married couple after first night!
Husband: Let me be frank - It is not my first time.
Wife: Well. Let me also clear that you still need to learn a lot.

His sister was with two men at one night. She could hardly walk after that. Can you imagine? Two dinners!

Me: Do you have a book for men with small his thing?
Librarian: I don't know if it's in yet.
Me: Yeah that's the one.
Do you know about 7 important most important Men in a Woman's life? No, then here we go:
One. Mr. Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."
Two. Mr. Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."
Three. That Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
Four. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
Five. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
Six. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"
Seven. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"

Male in the club Orders a Beer...
Female next To Him-
What A Co-incidence, Even I have ordered the same...
Man-I'm so happy.
Female-Me too.
Man-What a Coincidence.
Lady-My Husband & I Have Tried 4Yrs for A Baby...
Today I'm Pregnant.
Man-What a Co-Incidence.
I Am a Farmer
From 4Yrs My Hens Were Infertile,
Today All Laying Eggs
Lady-Wow! How Did That Happen?
Man- I Used a Different Cock.
Lady SMILED, & Said

One day, a 7 year old boy went to visit his grandmother. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said: "Grandma, why don't you have a boyfriend now that grandpa went to heaven?"
Grandma replied: "Honey, my TV-set is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with it as my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV-set, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting knobs, trying to get it focus.
Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood his grandpa's old friend, now the grandma's minister.
The minister said: "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"
The little boy replied: "Yeah, she's in the bedroom banging her boyfriend!"

Husband: I am feeling so happy while seeing your friend.
Wife: Yeah, I can see your happiness through your jeans.

One day, little Sam was at the park playing when he saw his dad and aunt walk behind the bushes.
He followed them quietly.
What he saw surprised him a lot. Sam ran home and told his Mother... Guess what I saw today!
"How should I know" Mom replied.
"You know, dad and aunt went into the bushes and aunt took off dad's jacket and then..."
"Stop, it is better you to wait until you daddy gets back to home and we have dinner to finish your story?" mom said.
"Fine" said Sam.
And when they were all having dinner, Sam started...
"And then Dad did to Aunt what Uncle did to Mom while Dad was out...."

Husband comes home from a tough time of work and finds his wife lying in front of the fire place with her legs wide open.
He asked, "Dear, what are you doing?"
She replied, "I'm heating up your dinner."

Shopkeeper: Stop! You can't smoke here.
Me: But I bought it from your shop.
Shopkeeper: We also sell condoms but that doesn't mean... but you don't use them here!

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Boy, what is
Your problem?"
Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than her! I think I
should be in the third-grade too!"
Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the Principal's office. While Boy. waited in the outer office, the teacher
explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he
failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed.
Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at Ms Neelam and
tells her, "I think this Boy can go to the third-grade."
Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him?" The principal and Boy both agreed.
Ms Neelam asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy, after a moment "Legs."
Ms Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy: "Pockets."
Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut
Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? The Principal's eyes open really wide and before he
could stop the answer, Boy. was taking charge.
Boy: Bubblegum
Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The Principal's eyes
open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy: Shake hands
Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy: Yep.
Ms Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy: Tent
Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. The Principal was
looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.
Boy: Wedding Ring
Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy: Nose
Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy. Arrow
Ms Neelam: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy: Fire truck
Ms Neelam: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you don't get it you have to use your hand.
Boy: Fork
Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of its longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man  
gives it to his wife after they're married?
Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
"Send this Boy to IIM Ahmadabad, even I got the last ten questions wrong myself!!”  

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