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How Hindi Teachers Speak English?


Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.

Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.

Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.

Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor.

You, meet me behind the class ( meaning AFTER the class) when I am empty (meaning when he is FREE).

Both of you three, get out of the class.

Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my nose today..


 

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Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver..

Take 5 cm wire of any length..

When talking about his family:

I have two daughters. Both of them are girls....(?)

At the ground:
All of you, stand in a straight circle.


There is no wind in the balloon.



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A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean.

He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"
The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion!
"Later, the lion confronts a wildebeest and fiercely bellows, "Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"
The terrified wild beast stammers, "Oh great lion, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle!"

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On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"
Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times.

The lion feeling like it would been run over by a safari wagon. The elephant then stomped on the lion till it looked like a corn tortilla and ambled away.


The lion let out a moan of pain, lifted his head weakly and hollered after the elephant,

"Just because you do not know the answer, you do not have to get so mad."



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STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM


I would have given him 100%...


Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
His last battle
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom of the page
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
Liquid
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
Marriage
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
Exams
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch & dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
The other half

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Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
It will simply become wet
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.



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These websites will help you to improve your skills. By improving your skills you can make extra money online.



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    You can really make thousands per day online, if you choosing "the right ways according to your talent, skill, knowledge and experience". The amount of money, you can make online depends upon the below given factors

    • The way you choose to make money online,
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    These websites will help you to check your skills. By Checking yourself, you can find out whether you are suitable for the way you choose to make money online.


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    Anyone can make money online. There are ways for everyone to make money online. For example, Housewives, Jobless, Online job-seekers, Self-employment seekers, Children, Professionals, Students, Computer science students, BCA, MCA degree holders, Web designers, Retired people and so on.


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    Off course, we can really make money online. Today, Many people (Even Housewives, Students, the Retired and etc.) are make money online.

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    Everyone wants to be successful in his or her life and whatever he or she undertakes. These tips will help you to be successful in your work as an online worker. Go through them thoroughly and implement them in your work.

    1. First Impression

    "first impression is the best impression". Make a good first impression no matter whichever way you take to make money online.

    2. Dedication

    Make sure you have the dedication and focus to work independently. If you plan to make your online money making endeavor a success, you must have to manage your time and be dedicated to your online work and business.

    3. Honesty

    Be honest in your work habits. Whether your online work or business is big or small, be honest to your online work and business. Be honest to your clients and the things connected to your online work and business.

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    4. Financial Need

    Examine your financial needs. Do you need to make a large income or are you interested in making money online just to have some mad money? The level of required income will most likely dictate the amount of time and effort you’ll need to spend making your online work and business a success.

    5. Optimize

    Optimize your skills and knowledge in order to create a strong online presence. Although you may be a talented salesperson or graphic designer, you may not know how those talents will translate online.

    6. Time Limit

    Evaluate the amount of time you can dedicate to your online work or business. Are you a stay-at-home mom with two small children and a demanding school and housekeeping schedule or are you single with no strings attached (or somewhere in between)? Identify the hours during the day you can commit to your work or business and compare those hours to the amount of money you need to make. Typically, especially with some works and businesses, the earlier months and years are considerably more time consuming, especially if you are building a client list.

    7. Differentiate

    Differentiate your product or service from the competition. Consider what makes your business unique by focusing on the brand, the specific suite of services and how the product or service will solve the customer’s problem. Punctuate these differentiating factors in order to set your brand apart from the rest.

    8. Tone

    Maintain a friendly, approachable tone. You want to invite your customer to interact with you so be sure that while the copy on your site or portfolio should be informative, it should also communicate a friendly tone that will motivate communication and interaction with your customers.

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    9. Contract

    Have a solid contract with your partner company. Enlist the assistance of an attorney or have a lawyer review your partner company’s contract so you know how you will be paid and the basis for payment (for example if it based on produced work, solid sales, sign ups, conversions, referrals, etc.).

    10. Clients

    Follow up with clients after an initial interaction. Because you haven’t had the benefit of face-to-face meeting, you will need to be proactive (but not a stalker) online. After an initial meeting with a client, send a thank you email a few days later to remind the client about your meeting. Open the floor to additional questions and let your prospective client know you are excited about the possibility of serving him or her.

    11. Search Engine Optimization

    Take a search engine optimization course. Either online or possibly offered at your local community college, learning about search engine optimization (SEO) is an important component to a successful online career. SEO training will teach you how to position your brand or store higher on Google search engine rankings so your business is hit first when potential clients are performing a search.

    12. Business Plan

    Write a business plan. Even if the business plan will never leave your computer, creating a plan will give you specific direction and goals, which will help you to stay on track and focus.

    13. Consult Experts

    If you have a friend or colleague who has had success making money online, tap into his or her knowledge and experience. Find out what has worked well or what he or she has tried that bombed. Extract as much knowledge and insight to help guide you in how you will create your online business.


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