Funny Brother in Law Jokes Humours One Liners

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A son-in-law was constantly disagreeing with his mother-in-law. One day, he had enough and ate his mother-in-law. That night, he woke up with a terrible stomach ache. Seems the mother-in-law still disagreed with him.

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Question to son-in-law: What would you do if you knew the world was going to end in 2 weeks?
Answer by son-in-law: Go visit my mother-in-laws for 2 weeks.
Question to son-in-law: Why your mother-in-laws home?
Answer by son-in-law: They would be the longest 2 weeks in my life!

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Funny Evil Mother-In-Law Gifts for Grandson’s Birthday:
A grandmother is at the toy store for hours trying to find the perfect gift for her grandson for his Birthday. She wanders the store for hours, finally she walks to the cash register with her find, a Super Deluxe Megaphone, a megaphone with a voice-changer and flashing lights which allows kids to yell in 10 different voices. She says to the cashier, “This is the perfect birthday gift, my grandson will love it and it will drive my Daughter-in-law crazy. She’ll hate it!”
Funny Brother in Law Jokes
Funny Brother in Law Jokes

Funny Brother in Law Jokes - Vastreader:

Man: Could you please cut my dog's tail off?"
Vet: "There is nothing wrong with the tail of your dog. Why would you want this done to your dog?"
Man: "My mother-in-law is coming to visit, and I don't want anything in the house to make her think that she is welcome!"
What a Funny Son-in-Law!!!

Funny Brother in Law Jokes - Vastreader:

Mother-in-law is a woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.

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Come on - Lets see the world through a wife's eyes!
World's most perfect Man - Her Father!
World's most beautiful woman - Her Mother!
World's most Intelligent female - She herself!
World's most sad husband - Her Brother!
World's most Handsome boy - Her Son!
World's most luckiest man - Her sister's husband!
World's most mad woman - Her Mother in Law!
World's most dumb, selfish, liar, miser and useless man - ........ Should we need to tell this??? :(

Funny Brother in Law Jokes - Vastreader:

A big game hunter went on a safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, his wife awoke to find her mother gone. She woke up her husband and the two of them prepared to go outside and search for her mother.
The hunter picked up his gun, and they were ready to go. Not far from the camp, they came upon a frightening sight: the mother-in-law was pinned against thick, impassable bush, while a huge lion growling menacingly just inches from her face.
The wife yelled in fear, “What are we going to do?”
“Don’t worry about it dear,” said the husband.
“The lion can take care of himself”

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Two friends are talking. One says to the other, “My Mother-In-Law is an angel.” The other replies, “You’re lucky. My mother-in-law is alive.”

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One night, the local Peeping Tom knocked on my mother-in-laws’ door, and asked her to shut her blinds.

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One son-in-law meets his friend Frank on the street.  Joe says, “Hi Frank, where are you coming from? ” Frank says, “The cemetery. We just buried my Mother-In-Law.” “I’m sorry, that’s terrible” says Joe. “What happened to your face, you’re all scratched up?” “She put up a hell of a fight.” Frank answered.
Nice Mothers-In-Laws Joke Q:  Why do they bury mothers-in-law 18 feet down, when everyone else is buried 6 feet down? A:  Because, deep down, they really are very nice people.

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The True Mother-in-law Joke:
Two ladies ran into the court of King Solomon. “My daughter is to marry this man, but this lady claims that her daughter is already engaged to get married to him!” one of them yelled. The king stroked his beard and sat in deep thought. Finally the King spoke. “The man shall be cut in two and each of your daughters shall have him.” “Very well!” said the first lady. “No, don’t, I would rather let the other girl marry him than have him cut in two!” exclaimed the second lady. The King pronounced. “The first lady is the true mother-in-law.” “What?” objected the other. “She wanted him cut in two!” “Indeed.” said the king. “She is a mother-in-law!”

Funny Brother in Law Jokes - Vastreader:

A question asked in a talent test:

If you are married to one of the twin brothers who look identical, how would you recognise your wife?

The award-winning answer was!

“Just pinch either of them. if he screams at you, he is your husband. If he smiles then brother-in-law!”

Funny Brother in Law Jokes - Vastreader:

Question –

Who is better….?

husband or brother

Heart touching n award winning answer: is

Husband's brother

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Did you hear about the girl who screwed her brother-in-law? 

She had it in for her sister.

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Wife: Wow. Your  brother (brother in law) looks so perfect with incredible body and flower like skin. What does he use?
Husband: Adobe Photoshop!

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Husband Vs. brother in law joke. What is the difference between Husband & brother in law?

brother in law is Beauty, Husband is duty,

brother in law is passion, Husband is tension,

brother in law is Cracker, Husband is breaker,

brother in law is cool, Husband is fool,

brother in law is tuty-fruity, Husband is Luck footy,

brother in law is fresh cake, Husband is earth quake...

Funny Brother in Law Jokes - Vastreader:

Friend 1: What is the similarity between brother in law and petrol?
Friend 2: 1. both are explosive, 2. both are hot and 3. both are dangerous when kept open!

Funny Brother in Law Jokes - Vastreader:

Uncle: What are you doing this weekend? 
brother in law: Nothing much! Why? are you taking me for a movie? 
Uncle: No, I need someone to take care of my dog.

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brother in law: Jiju, what are you doing?
sister in law: Texting the most beautiful man in the world.
brother in law: Aw How cute!
Sister in law: Ya! But he is not replying, so I am texting you.

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Sister in law:Where do you see MANGOES?
Brother in law: Mango tree? Brother in law:No
Brother in law: Fruit shop? Brother in law:No
Brother in law: Maaza? Brother in law:No
Brother in law: ?
Sister in law:MAN GOES WHERE beautiful woman goes.....

Funny Brother in Law Jokes - Vastreader:

Brother in law: What is the difference between wife’s and Sister in law’s tears?
Sister in law: Sister in law’s tears affect man’s heart and wife’s tears affect man’s pocket.

Funny Brother in Law Jokes - Vastreader:

Brother in Law to Sister in law in the middle of the night: There’s a thief in the house eating the cake I made. 
Sister in Law: Whom should I call? The police or the ambulance?

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A Husband and Sister in Law Were Arguing. 
After Much Discussion, Sister in Law Finally Said: Tell Me Uncle, Do You Want To Win Or Do You Want To Be Happy? Argument Ended.

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Sister in Law: What will you do if I die? 
Brother in Law: I would die too. 
Sister in Law: You like me so much! 
Brother in Law: No, the happiness will be too much for me to bear!

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Brother in Law to Sister in Law: Can you Marry George?
Sister in Law: Why? 
Brother in Law: Dear, it is the best way I can have my revenge over him.

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Said by Brother in Law
First year: Husband speaks, wife listens. 
Second year: Wife speaks, the man listens. 
Third year: Both speak and the neighbours listen!

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Two Brothers in Law were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful. Rosy walked straight to Ugly Brother in Law.
Rosy: Hello!
Ugly Brother in Law: Hi!!
Rosy: Wanna dance?
Ugly Brother in Law: Yes (excited)
Rosy: OK, Go and dance, I want to talk to your Brother in Law.

Funny Brother in Law Jokes - Vastreader:

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra less.

One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.

She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.

I opened the door and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, "we are very happy that you have passed our little test ... we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car ...

Funny Brother in Law Jokes - Vastreader:

My former sister-in-law, not the brightest bulb in the chandelier, but still quite creative, rolled through a stop sign and THEN spotted the two patrolmen in the cop car watching her do it.
She stopped the car, backed up, stopped at the stop sign, and slowly went on her way again.

She again looked over at the two cops, who were laughing so hard that they could hardly sit upright, and they waved her on!

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