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Funny Joke: How Hindi Teachers Speak English

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How Hindi Teachers Speak English?
Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves - take the bigger half.
Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor.
You, meet me behind the class ( meaning AFTER the class) when I am empty (meaning when he is FREE).
Both of you three, get out of the class.
Close the doors of the windows please .. I have winter in my nose today..
Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver..
Take 5 cm wire of any length..
When talking about his family:
I have two daughters. Both of them are girls....(?)
At the ground:
All of you, stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.

Funny Story: Who is Mightiest in Forest?

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A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"
The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion!
"Later, the lion confronts a wildebeest and fiercely bellows, "Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"
The terrified wild beast stammers, "Oh great lion, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle!"
On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"
Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times.The lion feeling like it would been run over by a safari wagon. The elephant then stomped on the lion till it looked like a corn tortilla and ambled away.
The lion let out a moan of pain, lifted his head weakly and hollered after the elephant,"Just because you do not know the answer, you do not have to get so mad."…

Funny Answers for 13 Simple Questions by Student Who Obtained 0% in an Exam

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STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
I would have given him 100%...
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
His last battle
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom of the page
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
Liquid
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
Marriage
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
Exams
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch & dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
The other half
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
It will simply become wet
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13…

Websites to Improve your Skills

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These websites will help you to improve your skills. By improving your skills you can make extra money online.



www.developskills.com.au
www.skillsyouneed.com
www.improveskills.com
www.skills.oecd.org
Read more about this way to make money online
Try to use advanced skills in the way to make money online

How Much Money Can We Make Online at Home Free Fast No Scams with out Investment?

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You can really make thousands per day online, if you choosing "the right ways according to your talent, skill, knowledge and experience". The amount of money, you can make online depends upon the below given factorsThe way you choose to make money online,
The amount of time you spent for the job,
The talents you have in the way,
The skills you have in the way,
The experience you have in the way,
The knowledge you have in the way and
The quality of your output in the work.

Websites to Check your Skills

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These websites will help you to check your skills. By Checking yourself, you can find out whether you are suitable for the way you choose to make money online.
www.mindtools.com
www.iseek.org
www.move-on.org.uk/testyourskills.asp
www.testmyskills.in
www.techgig.com
www.guru.com
www.mycreativityskills.comSearch the web for related websites
Ask your friends to check your skills

Who Can Make Money Online at Home Free Fast No Scams with out Investment?

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Anyone can make money online. There are ways for everyone to make money online. For example, Housewives, Jobless, Online job-seekers, Self-employment seekers, Children, Professionals, Students, Computer science students, BCA, MCA degree holders, Web designers, Retired people and so on.

Note: But in certain ways, people with skills, talents, knowledge and experience only can make money online.

Can We Really Make Money Online at Home Free Fast No Scams with out Investment?

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Off course, we can really make money online. Today, Many people (Even Housewives, Students, the Retired and etc.) are make money online.For example,
Freelancers (They make money online on freelance websites.)
IT Professionals (They make money Online either on their own website or on freelance website.)
Bloggers (They run their own blogs to make money online.)
Website Owners (They run their own website to make money online. For Example, Google, Bing, yahoo, Amazon, Facebook, Twitter and the like),
Kids (They make money online by playing games, writing for websites and blogs, online survey, writing review and so on.)
Housewives (They make money online by online survey, writing review, data entry, affiliate  marketing, email marketing, online sales, referral programs, freelance websites and writing for websites and blogs.)
Students (They make money online on Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, Amazon and by online survey, writing review, data entry, affiliate  marketing, email marketing, online sales…

How to Make Money Online Successfully at Home Free Fast No Scams with out Investment?

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Everyone wants to be successful in his or her life and whatever he or she undertakes. These tips will help you to be successful in your work as an online worker. Go through them thoroughly and implement them in your work.1. First Impression"first impression is the best impression". Make a good first impression no matter whichever way you take to make money online.
2. DedicationMake sure you have the dedication and focus to work independently. If you plan to make your online money making endeavor a success, you must have to manage your time and be dedicated to your online work and business.
3. HonestyBe honest in your work habits. Whether your online work or business is big or small, be honest to your online work and business. Be honest to your clients and the things connected to your online work and business.


4. Financial NeedExamine your financial needs. Do you need to make a large income or are you interested in making money online just to have some mad money? The level of…