Man: Could you please cut my dog's tail off?"
Vet: "There is nothing wrong with the tail of your dog. Why would you want this done to your dog?"
Man: "My mother-in-law is coming to visit, and I don't want anything in the house to make her think that she is welcome!"
What a Funny Son-in-Law!!!
Funny Son-in-Law and Mother-in-Law Jokes 2:Mother-in-law is a woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
Funny Son-in-Law and Mother-in-Law Jokes 3:Come on - Lets see the world through a wife's eyes!
World's most perfect Man - Her Father!
World's most beautiful woman - Her Mother!
World's most Intelligent female - She herself!
World's most sad husband - Her Brother!
World's most Handsome boy - Her Son!
World's most luckiest man - Her sister's husband!
World's most mad woman - Her Mother in Law!