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Funny Son in Law and Mother in Law Jokes

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Funny Son-in-Law and Mother-in-Law Jokes 1:A Man went to meet a Vet-nary Doctor with his dog:
Man: Could you please cut my dog's tail off?"

Vet: "There is nothing wrong with the tail of your dog. Why would you want this done to your dog?"
Man: "My mother-in-law is coming to visit, and I don't want anything in the house to make her think that she is welcome!"
What a Funny Son-in-Law!!!

Funny Son-in-Law and Mother-in-Law Jokes 2:Mother-in-law is a woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.



Funny Son-in-Law and Mother-in-Law Jokes 3:Come on - Lets see the world through a wife's eyes!
World's most perfect Man - Her Father!
World's most beautiful woman - Her Mother!
World's most Intelligent female - She herself!
World's most sad husband - Her Brother!
World's most Handsome boy - Her Son!
World's most luckiest man - Her sister's husband!
World's most mad woman - Her Mother in Law!
Worl…

Funny Joke Why the World is Round

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Boss to Secretary: For a week, we will go abroad. She calls her husband: for a week, I and Boss are going Abroad. Husband calls girlfriend: Wife going, Let's enjoy. Girlfriend calls her student: for a week, you are free. Little boy calls his Grand Pa: I am free for a week.



Grand Pa(Boss) calls secretary: Tour cancelled, I am with my grandson this week. Secretary calls her husband:Tour cancelled. Husband calls Girlfriend: Wife is not going. Girlfriend calls boy: This week your class as usual. Boy calls Grandpa: Sorry, I have to attend my class.




Grand Pa calls her secretary: We are going abroad.

She calls her husband: for a week, I and Boss are going Abroad. Husband calls girlfriend: Wife going, Let's enjoy. Girlfriend calls her student: for a week, you are free. Little boy calls his Grand Pa: I am free for a week.


Grand Pa(Boss) calls secretary: Tour cancelled, I am with my grandson this week. Secretary calls her husband:Tour cancelled. Husband calls Girlfriend: Wife is not going. Girlfr…

Funny Joke: 4 Stages of Marriage

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One man asked his friend what the stages of Marriage are. For that his friend replied 

Mad for each other.Mad at each other.Mad because of each other.Made for each other.Really nice.




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Funny Husband and Wife Joke Explaining Complete and Finished

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Funny Husband and Wife Joke Explaining Complete and Finished:No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words COMPLETE and FINISHED, in a way that's easy to understand.



Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED. I beg to differ because, there is!!!




When you marry the right woman, you are "COMPLETE".. And when you marry the wrong one, you are "FINISHED"! And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are ... "COMPLETELY FINISHED" !!



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Funny Joke Customer Care in 2020

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Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your order please, sir."
Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"
Customer: "It's eh..., hold.......... on.......889861356102049998-45-54610"
Operator : "OK... you're... Mr.. Singh and you're calling from 17, Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 4094! 2366, your office 76452302 and your mobile is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"
Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir"
Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..."
Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir"
Customer: "How come?"

Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir"
Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?"
Operator : "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it&q…

Funny Joke between Obama and Japanese PM

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The Japan’s prime minister, Yoshihiko Noda was poor in English language. Hence one month before going to USA, to visit President Obama, he was given some Basic English Conversation training.



The instructor told Yoshihiko, “ Prime Minister, when you shake hands with President Obama, please say, ‘How are you?’ Then Mr. Obama will say, ‘I’m fine, and you?’ Now you should say, ‘Me too.’ Afterwards we, translators, will do all the work for you.” It looked quite simple and Yoshihikio was quite confident.



He went to USA. When he met Obama, he mistakenly said, “Who are you?” Mr.Obama was obviously shocked but still managed to react with humor: “Well, I am Michele’s husband, hahahahaha…..” Then Yoshihiko replied confidently, “Me too, hahahaha…. hahaha….” Then there was a long silence in the meeting room.


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How to Add and Share Bookmarks with the Ease of a Click in Mobile UC Browser?

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The UC Browser bookmark management is so convenient. You can add and share bookmarks with the ease of a click in mobile UC Browser in two steps. Firstly, open the page you want to save as a bookmark, and then press the star in the address bar if your phone is the touch-screen version. If your phone is a keyboard version, you can press the # 6 key on your keyboard to save the page as a bookmark.



UC Browser is the leading mobile internet browser with more than 400 million users across more than 150 countries and regions. This product is currently available on all major operating platforms in 7 different languages.


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Ways to Make Money Online by Testing Websites at Home Free Fast No Scams with out Investment

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Mytesterjobs is a site where you can make money online by testing websites. First, you can join for free and provide your data, email address etc. After that you should fill in your fields of interest such as: sports, books, coupons, auctions cooking diet, social networks, automobiles, multi level marketing, sorbets, poker, lotteries etc. After you joining, you can search for jobs that are posted on the website and after finishing the job, you get money.


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How to test the websites to Make Money Online:It's simple you visit a website for a while, and after your visit you take survey about the website, answering questions such as was the message from the video presentation clear, was the offer fully understood, would you buy what was offered, is the price good, would you sign up for a free trial e…

Ways to Make Money Online by Answering Questions at Home Free Fast No Scams with out Investment

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How to Add and Share Bookmarks with the Ease of a Click in Mac OS X Safari?

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No doubt about Bookmarks: Bookmarks make the Web a friendly place. As you collect bookmarks in Safari, you're able to immediately jump from one site to another with a single click on the Bookmarks menu or the buttons on the Bookmarks bar. This post gives clear details about how to add and Share bookmarks with the ease of a click in Mac os x's Safari


How to Add Bookmarks in Mac OS X's Safari?To add a bookmark, first navigate to the desired page and then do any of the following:
Choose Bookmarks --> Add Bookmark.Press the Command+D keyboard shortcut.
Safari displays a sheet where you can enter the name for the bookmark and also select where it will appear (on the Bookmarks bar or the Bookmarks menu).

Drag the icon next to the Web address from the Address bar to the Bookmarks bar.

You can also drag a link on the current page to the Bookmarks bar, but note that doing so only adds a bookmark for the page corresponding to the link — not the current page.


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