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Send, Share and Submit Advice

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Send, Share and Submit Advice. Vastreader.blogspot.com has become one of the important place for reading and sharing Advice. Thousands of vastreaders are visiting vastreader.blogspot.com . Your Advice can help people to live their life happily and joyfully. Share your Advice with vastreaders. You can easily share and submit Advice using the contact form in the page. You can also send the Advice to  1001waysonline.vast@blogger.com . 

If you send us your name and photo, We will Publish your Advice with your name and Photo. Two New Labels also will be added (One will be your name and the other one will be your name's + Advice). So people will easily find your Advice and you can also share the links with your friends. If you like to keep your name and photo secret, Please, tell us. We will not include your Name and Photo.

Send, Share and Submit Knowledge

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Send, Share and Submit Knowledge. Vastreader.blogspot.com has become one of the important place for reading and sharing Knowledge. Thousands of vastreaders are visiting vastreader.blogspot.com . Your Knowledge can help people to live their life happily and joyfully. Many people do not know what you know. Share your Knowledge with vastreaders. You can easily share and submit Knowledge using the contact form in the page. You can also send the Knowledge to 1001waysonline.vast@blogger.com . 

If you send us your name and photo, We will Publish your Knowledge with your name and Photo. Two New Labels also  will be added (One will be your name and the other one will be your name's + Knowledge). So people will easily find your Knowledge and you can also share the links with your friends. If you like to keep your name and photo secret, Please, tell us. We will not include your Name and Photo.

Send, Share and Submit Life Experience

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Send, Share and Submit Life Experience. Vastreader.blogspot.com has become one of the important place for reading and sharing Life Experience. Thousands of vastreaders are visiting vastreader.blogspot.com . Your Life Experience can help people to live their life happily and joyfully. Share your Life Experience with vastreaders. You can easily share and submit Life Experience using the contact form in the page. You can also send the Life Experience to  1001waysonline.vast@blogger.com . 

If you send us your name and photo, We will Publish your Life Experience with your name and Photo. Two New Labels also will be added (One will be your name and the other one will be your name's + Life Experience). So people will easily find your Life Experience and you can also share the links with your friends. If you like to keep your name and photo secret, Please, tell us. We will not include your Name and Photo.

Send, Share and Submit Tips

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Send, Share and Submit Tips. Vastreader.blogspot.com has become one of the important place for reading and sharing Tips. Thousands of vastreader are visiting vastreader.blogspot.com . Your tips can help people to live their life happily and joyfully. Share your Tips with vastreaders. You can easily share and submit Tips using the contact form in the page. You can also send the Tips to 1001waysonline.vast@blogger.com . 

We will Publish your Tips with your name. If you send us your photo, Your Photo also will  be added with the Tips. Two New Labels also will be added (One will be your name and the other one will be your name + Tips). So people will easily find your Tips and you can also share the links with your friends.

Send, Share and Submit Stories

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Share, Send and Submit Stories. Vastreader.blogspot.com has become one of the important place for reading and sharing stories. You can easily share and submit stories using the contact form in the page. You can also send the stories to 1001waysonline.vast@blogger.com . 

We will Publish your stories with your name. If you send us your photo, Your Photo also will  be added with the stories. Two New Labels also will be added (One will be your name and the other one will be your name + Stories). So people will easily find your jokes and you can also share the links with your friends.

Send, Share or Submit Jokes

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Share, Send, and Submit Jokes. Vastreader.blogspot.com has become one of the important place for reading and sharing jokes. You can easily share and submit jokes using the contact form in the page. You can also send the jokes to 1001waysonline.vast@blogger.com . 

We will Publish your jokes with your name. If you send us your photo, Your Photo also will  be added with the jokes. Two New Labels also will be added (One will be your name and the other one will be your name + Jokes). So people will easily find your jokes and you can also share the links with your friends.

Free Portable Apps: Foxit, Notepad Download for Windows

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Free Portable Apps: Foxit, Notepad Download for Windows
Foxit Reader 7.2.8.1124 MultilingualNotepad++ 6.8.7 Multilingual 
Foxit Reader 7.2.8.1124 Multilingual:
Small and fast PDF Reader without installation. Download Portable FoxitReader 7.x Multilingual Online (0.3 MB) 22/10/15 Select language and enter version number: 7.2.8.1124 and language ID: 58 English, Arabic, Bulgarian, Hungarian, Catalan, Czech, SimpChinese, TradChinese, Danish, Dutch, Estonian, Finnish, French, Galician, German, Greek, Italian, Korean, Latvian, Lithuanian, Norwegian, Polish, Portuguese, PortugueseBR, Romanian, Russian, Slovenian, Spanish, Swedish, Turkish, Hebrew, Japanese, Thai, Valencian, Irish, Serbian

Extract and run FoxitReaderPortable. Settings of installed FoxitReader should be preserved.


Notepad++ 6.8.7 Multilingual:
Free source code editor without installation. Download Portable Notepad++ Online (0.5 MB) 15/04/15 In first screen enter: 6.8.7

Extract and run Notepad++Portable. If you use as default editor (F4…

Funny Office and Work Place Jokes

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The best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk, “I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice yoga?” One: “I don’t know how you carry on with three girls in your office.”
Another: “Simple, I give leave to two at the same time.” Girl to fireman: “It must have taken a lot of courage to rescue me as you did.”
Fireman: “Yes, I had to knock down three other guys who wanted to do it.” The boss, seeing his secretary arriving one morning in a very short mini dress: “Miss Beauty, don’t make it any shorter. I’m a heart patient.” Once a man go in his wife's office..
there he saw that his wife sit in Lap of her Boss.
he came to her and said you don't need to work in such a place
where there is lack of chair.

Funny Phone Call Jokes

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
“Wow!,” said her father, “That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?”
“Wrong number,” replied the girl.

Funny Story: Two Men and Two Inflated Dolls in Brothel

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Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town.
After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel.
The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager:
'Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference.'
The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take care of their business.
As they are walking home the first man says,
'You know, I think my girl was dead!'
'Dead?' says his friend, 'Why do you say that?'
'Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her.' His friend says, 'Could be worse I think mine was a witch.'
'A witch ??. . why the hell would you say that?'
'Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck, and I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out the window.…

Funny Phone Call Jokes

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
“Wow!,” said her father, “That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?”
“Wrong number,” replied the girl.

Funny Story: Girl and Her Prayer

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A father put his three year old daughter to bed,
Told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying
"God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa."
The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"
The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just came to my mind."
The next day grandpa died.
The father thought it was a strange coincidence.
A few months later the father put the girl to bed and
listened to her prayers, which went like this:
"God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma."
The next day the grandmother died.
Oh my god, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.
Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say,
"God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy."
He practically went into shock.
He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his
office.
He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clo…

It is Girl’s World, not Boy’s World

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If a girl laughs loudly,, she’s cheerful,,
If a boy laughs loudly,, he’s manner-less!
If a girl talks sweetly,, she’s charming,
If a boy talks sweetly,, he’s flirt!
If a girl is shopping,, she’s trendy,,
If a boy is shopping,, he’s wasting money!
If a girl is silent,, she’s feeling sad,,
If a boy is silent,, he’s being rude!
If a girl walks in a group,, it’s a group,,
If a boy walks in a group,, it’s a gang!
If a girl can’t come 4 a date,, she’s shying,,
If a boy can’t come 4 a date,, he’s lying!

Funny Story: Three Sardaji Brothers want to Become Detectives

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A policeman was testing 3 brothers who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first brother a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" The first brother answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!" The policeman says, "Well…uh… that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second brother and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" The second brother smiles and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!" The policeman angrily responds,
"What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrate…

Funny Story: Guardian Angel and Married Man

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A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road.
Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die."
The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
The man asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh, yeah?" the man exclaimed "And where the hell were you when I got married?"

8 Happiest and Joyful Moments in Life

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1. @ Giving the 1st salary to your parents.
2. @ Thinking your love with tears.
3. @ Looking old photos & smiling.
4. @ A sweet & emotional chat with friends
5. @ Holding hands with your loved ones for a walk.
6. @ Getting a hug from one who cares you.
7. @ 1st kiss to your child when it is born.
8. @ The moments when your eyes are filled with tears after a big laugh.

Funny Interview Jokes

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Reaching the end of the job interview, the interviewer asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"
The candidate responded confidently, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package,"
The HR person said,"Well, what would you say to a benefits package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two year - say a red Corvette?"
The graduate sat up, mouth agape and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?"
And the interviewer responded,"Of course ... but you started it !"

New Jonny Jonny yes Papa rhyme

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Chatting Chatting...? Yes Papa :)
:) :)
With New Girlfriends..? No Papa :)
:) :)
Telling Lie......? No Papa :)
:) :)
Open Ur Facebook..........hahahahaha :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D::D:D:DChatting Chatting...? Yes Papa :)
:) :)
With New Girlfriends..? No Papa :)
:) :)
Telling Lie......? No Papa :)
:) :)
Open Ur Facebook..........hahahahaha :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D::D:D:D

Mother Poem: Mother’s Love is Unique

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A Mother’s love, is sure to find
A way to comfort, ease your mind.
She knows just how, to build you up
When you’re so down, and can’t look up.
You love the way, she makes you feel
Like you’re so special, her ideal.
Her thought must start, with God above
To bring such caring, with such love.
And as it flows, like gentle rain
It surely helps, when troubles pain.
The love from mine, is oh so clear
I only wish, she was still here.
Her warming glow, is missed each day
Even though, I seldom say.
But she did leave, her gift behind
To help me through, when I may pine.
And that’s the feel, known deep inside
Her faith and love, I still confide.A Mother’s love, is sure to find
A way to comfort, ease your mind.
She knows just how, to build you up
When you’re so down, and can’t look up.

Love Poem: Love Me Always

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Love me in the Springtime, when all is green and new,
Love me in the Summer, when the sky is oh so blue,
Love me in the Autumn, when the leaves are turning brown,
Love me in the Winter, when the snow is falling down.
Love me when I'm happy, and even when I'm sad,
Love me when I'm good, or when I'm oh so bad,
Love me when I'm pretty, or if my face is plain,
Love me when I'm feeling good, or when I'm feeling pain.
Love me always darling, in the rain or shining sun,
Love me always darling, after all is said and done,
Love me always darling, until all our life is through,
Love me always darling, for I'll be loving you!Love me in the Springtime, when all is green and new,
Love me in the Summer, when the sky is oh so blue,
Love me in the Autumn, when the leaves are turning brown,
Love me in the Winter, when the snow is falling down.

Free Portable Apps Download for Windows: KMPlayer

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Free Portable Apps Download for Windows: KMPlayer
The KMPlayer 4.0.2.6 Multilingual

Multimedia Player without installation. Download Portable KMPlayer Online (0.6 MB) 26/11/15 In first screen enter version number: 4.0.2.6
Extract and run KMPlayerPortable. If you drag'n drop a file on (or open with) KMPlayerPortable: it will be opened in KMPlayer. Language set by launcher according Windows localization: Albanian, Arabic, Belarusian, Bosnian, PortugueseBR, Bulgarian, TradChinese, SimpChinese, Czech, Dutch, English, French, German, Hebrew, Hungarian, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Portuguese, Romanian, Russian, Spanish, Swedish, Thai, Turkish, Ukrainian. If you don't want, write SystemLang=false in KMPlayerPortable.ini. Capture in portable folder. If you don't want, write PortableCapture=false in KMPlayerPortable.ini. Settings of installed KMPlayer should be preserved.
Tagged in: Free Portable Apps Download for Windows, Apps, Applications, Softwares, Free Downloads, Free Ap…

Funny Story: Alcoholic Who Gave up Drinking

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A man walks into a bar in London and ordered 3-glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, “You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time.” The man replies, “Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai, the other in Canada and I’m here in London. When they left home, we promised that we’ll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together.”
The bartender admits that this is a nice custom and leaves it there. The man became a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He order 3-Beers and drinks them in turn. One day, he came in and ordered only 2-Beers All the other regulars notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, “I don’t want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your gre…

Best Sexy Girl Stories

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Woman went to her doctor complaining her husband don’t have Tim for sex and does not satisfy her in bed. The doctor gave her a liquid instructing her to add some few drops of the liquid in husband’s tea. the following the woman did as instructed and had a wonderful sex with her husband. the following morning she add a bit more and her husband made her to squirt in bed  that night. Again she put the whole liquid the next morning. After 2 weeks the doctor called to know the results of the drug but the lady's child picked the phone and said "mum is in hospital, my brother has ran out of the house, I’m bleeding in my ass, our housemaid is filling a rape law suit against my dad, my sister died from rape by my dad!!! the worst part is that even our dogs are on the run and my dad is chasing them shouting BINGO!! BINGO!! BINGO!! COME TO DADDY" the doctor fainted.

Best Sexy Girl Stories A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell r…