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A Super Collection of Jokes about Students to Laugh Forever

Three things..that should never be asked :
1. A man's wage
2. A girl's age
and
3.A student's percentage !!!!!!!.......it hurts yaar... :)

Funny Jokes: Indian is Great and Intelligent

A Japanese traveller goes to Bombay on a Taxi.The Japanese: “Your taxi goes very slow. Japanese taxi goes very fast. Your buses are very slow. Japanese buses go very fast.”
At the end of the journey the fare came to Rs 120.
“What!” yelled the Japanese. “Your taxi meter goes very fast.”
“Yes, Sir'” said the cabbie. “Meter is Japanese.” One day an insect falls into a mug of beer...
And the Reactions were......
Englishman:
Throws his mug away and walks out
American:
Takes the insect out and drinks the beer
Chinese:
Eats the insect and throws the beer away
Japanese:
Drinks the beer with insect as it is coming free
Indian:
Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new
mug of beer. ......INTELLIGENT INDIANS
Pakistani:
-Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer
-Relates the issue to Kashmir
-Asks the Chinese for Military aid
-Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer.Indian vs Americans (English)
One day, two friends (one is indian and other is american) …

Funny Police Man Jokes

A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit. He looks in his rear view mirror and notices a police car with its red lights. He thinks, "I can outrun this guy", so he floors it.
The cars are racing down the highway -- 60, 70, 80, 90 miles an hour. Finally, as his speedometer passes 100, the guy realizes he can`t outrun the cop so he gives up and pulls over to the curb. The police officer gets out of his cruiser and approaches the car.
He leans down and says "Listen mister, I`ve had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home. Give me a good excuse and I`ll let you go."
The man thought for a moment and said, "Three weeks ago my wife ran off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser in my rear view mirror I thought you were that officer and you were trying to give her back to me!"

Jokes for Brother in Law

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Funny Brother in Law Jokes: She asked if he had health insurance. He replied, in a raspy voice, “No health insurance.”
The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, “No money in the bank.”
The nun asked, “Do you have a relative who could help you?” He said, “I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.”
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.”
The patient replied, “Well, then send the bill to my brother-in-law."

Funny Brother in Law Jokes: Kiss Me! The Joke Of TheYiddishe Mama's 3 Sons
Three sons of a Yiddishe Mama left their homeland, went abroad and prospered. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their ageing mother:
AVRAHAM, the first, said, "I built a big house for our mother."

MOISHE, the second, said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver."

DAVID, the youngest, said, "You remember how our mother enjoys reading the Bible? Now she can't see very well. I sent her a remarkable p…

Jokes on Brother in Law

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Funny Brother in Law Jokes: She asked if he had health insurance. He replied, in a raspy voice, “No health insurance.”
The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, “No money in the bank.”
The nun asked, “Do you have a relative who could help you?” He said, “I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.”
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.”
The patient replied, “Well, then send the bill to my brother-in-law."

Funny Brother in Law Jokes: Kiss Me! The Joke Of TheYiddishe Mama's 3 Sons
Three sons of a Yiddishe Mama left their homeland, went abroad and prospered. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their ageing mother:
AVRAHAM, the first, said, "I built a big house for our mother."

MOISHE, the second, said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver."

DAVID, the youngest, said, "You remember how our mother enjoys reading the Bible? Now she can't see very well. I sent her a remarkable p…

Brother in Law Jokes

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Funny Brother in Law Jokes: She asked if he had health insurance. He replied, in a raspy voice, “No health insurance.”
The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, “No money in the bank.”
The nun asked, “Do you have a relative who could help you?” He said, “I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun.”
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God.”
The patient replied, “Well, then send the bill to my brother-in-law."

Funny Brother in Law Jokes: Kiss Me! The Joke Of TheYiddishe Mama's 3 Sons
Three sons of a Yiddishe Mama left their homeland, went abroad and prospered. They discussed the gifts they were able to give their ageing mother:
AVRAHAM, the first, said, "I built a big house for our mother."

MOISHE, the second, said, "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver."

DAVID, the youngest, said, "You remember how our mother enjoys reading the Bible? Now she can't see very well. I sent her a remarkable p…