Well, yes - If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.
Boy: I fall in love in love with a nice Girl..!!
Girl: Good!! Who is she?
Boy: She is your shadow.. and looks a bit like you....
Girl: Awwww!! Is it me?
Boy: No, Your sister..
Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated.
Girl: So what do you do?
Boy:I close my eyes and sleep.
Seems like you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Yes you are right.. but I married the wrong woman.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing? .
Well , a knife has a point.
What do you call a french man killed defending his country?
I don't know either, its never happened!
Spouse:what will you give me if i arrived the top of mountain?
Hubby: A little push