Funny Son in Law and Mother in Law Jokes


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Funny Son-in-Law and Mother-in-Law Jokes 1:

A Man went to meet a Vet-nary Doctor with his dog:


Man: Could you please cut my dog's tail off?"


Vet: "There is nothing wrong with the tail of your dog. Why would you want this done to your dog?"

Man: "My mother-in-law is coming to visit, and I don't want anything in the house to make her think that she is welcome!"

What a Funny Son-in-Law!!!

A Man goes to meet a vet Doctor and asks doctor to cut his dog's tail. The doctor asks why?. And there is a fun.
Funny Son-in-Law and Mother-in-Law Jokes


Funny Son-in-Law and Mother-in-Law Jokes 2:

Mother-in-law is a woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.



Funny Son-in-Law and Mother-in-Law Jokes 3:

Come on - Lets see the world through a wife's eyes!
World's most perfect Man - Her Father!
World's most beautiful woman - Her Mother!
World's most Intelligent female - She herself!
World's most sad husband - Her Brother!
World's most Handsome boy - Her Son!
World's most luckiest man - Her sister's husband!
World's most mad woman - Her Mother in Law!
World's most dumb, selfish, liar, miser and useless man - ........ Should we need to tell this??? :(



Funny Son-in-Law and Mother-in-Law Jokes 4:

Save Mother-in-law from the lion:

A big game hunter went on a safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, his wife awoke to find her mother gone. She woke up her husband and the two of them prepared to go outside and search for her mother. 

The hunter picked up his gun, and they were ready to go. Not far from the camp, they came upon a frightening sight: the mother-in-law was pinned against thick, impassable bush, while a huge lion growling menacingly just inches from her face. 

The wife yelled in fear, “What are we going to do?”

“Don’t worry about it dear,” said the husband.

“The lion can take care of himself”



Funny Son-in-Law and Mother-in-Law Jokes 5:

Two friends are talking. One says to the other, “My Mother-In-Law is an angel.” The other replies, “You’re lucky. My mother-in-law is alive.”


Funny Son-in-Law and Mother-in-Law Jokes 6:

Disagreeing Mother-in-law:


A son-in-law was constantly disagreeing with his mother-in-law. One day, he had enough and ate his mother-in-law. That night, he woke up with a terrible stomach ache. Seems the mother-in-law still disagreed with him.



Funny Son-in-Law and Mother-in-Law Jokes 7:

Joke About Staying At Mother-In-Laws House:

Question to son-in-law: What would you do if you knew the world was going to end in 2 weeks? 

Answer by son-in-law: Go visit my mother-in-laws for 2 weeks. 

Question to son-in-law: Why your mother-in-laws home? 

Answer by son-in-law: They would be the longest 2 weeks in my life!



Funny Son-in-Law and Mother-in-Law Jokes 8:

Peeping Tom Mother-In-Law Joke:

One night, the local Peeping Tom knocked on my mother-in-laws’ door, and asked her to shut her blinds.



Funny Son-in-Law and Mother-in-Law Jokes 9:

Buried Mother-In-Law Joke:

One son-in-law meets his friend Frank on the street.  Joe says, “Hi Frank, where are you coming from? ” Frank says, “The cemetery. We just buried my Mother-In-Law.” “I’m sorry, that’s terrible” says Joe. “What happened to your face, you’re all scratched up?” “She put up a hell of a fight.” Frank answered.
Nice Mothers-In-Laws Joke Q:  Why do they bury mothers-in-law 18 feet down, when everyone else is buried 6 feet down? A:  Because, deep down, they really are very nice people.
The True Mother-in-law Joke

Two ladies ran into the court of King Solomon. “My daughter is to marry this man, but this lady claims that her daughter is already engaged to get married to him!” one of them yelled. The king stroked his beard and sat in deep thought. Finally the King spoke. “The man shall be cut in two and each of your daughters shall have him.” “Very well!” said the first lady. “No, don’t, I would rather let the other girl marry him than have him cut in two!” exclaimed the second lady. The King pronounced. “The first lady is the true mother-in-law.” “What?” objected the other. “She wanted him cut in two!” “Indeed.” said the king. “She is a mother-in-law!”

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