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Best Joke of Bus Conductor and Old Lady in Whatsapp

An old lady always gave the bus conductor Cashew nuts, Almonds to eat.
Conductor: "So kind of u that you give me those nuts to eat everyday.
Why don't you eat them yourself?"
Old Lady: "I don't have teeth to munch them.
"Conductor: "Then why did you buy them?"
Old Lady: "I just love the chocolate around them!"
😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
Dont laugh alone pass it on.....πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘Ή

Best Husband and Wife Joke in WhatsApp about Divorce

MASTER PIECE COMEDY😜Husband & his wife went for Divorce at court.
Judge : U have 3 kids...How will u divide them?
He had long discussion with his wife & said " Ok, sir We will come next year with 1 more kid" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Joke doesn't end here....
9 months later....They got twins😜😝

Best Doctor and Patient Joke in Whatsapp

*Laugh at this* :An Indian Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in US so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100A American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic...*Lawyer* :  "I have lost my sense of taste"*Indian doctor* :  "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"*Lawyer* :  "Ugh..this is kerosene"*Indian doctor* :  "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20"The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...*Lawyer* :  "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything"*Indian doctor* :  "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"*Lawyer (annoyed)* :  "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste"*Indian doctor* : "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20"The fuming lawyer pays …

Best husband and wife Joke Collection in Whatsapp

A newly married couple were walking through a garden, suddenly a dog ran towards them.They both knew it will bite them..The husband lifted his wife and let the dog bite him rather than his sweetheartThe dog stopped before them, unsure what to do, barked a little while and ran away.The husband put his wife down, expecting a hug and a few kind words of gratitude from her.But his wife shouted
"I have seen people throwing stones and sticks at dogs, this is the first time I am seeing someone trying to throw his wife at a dog"!!Husband...   "😱😱😱😱"Moral : A Wife is a Wife No One ELSE Can
MIS-UNDERSTAND a
Husband Better,
than a Wife.
πŸ˜€πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ☺☺☺☺☺😘😘😘😘🌹

Central Government Water Committee Analysis

Central Government Water Committee AnalysisBATHING......
By Shower consumes 100  litres.
By Bucket 18 litres..
Saving 82 litres.FLUSHING after toilet
By Flush is 20 litres
By bucket is 6 litres
Saving is 14 litres. WASHING CLOTHES
In a running tap - 116 litres
In a bucket .. 36 litres
Saving is 80 litres.SHAVING
In a running tap..5 litres
In a mug .. 0.5 litres.Brushing Teeth
In a running tap..5 litres
Closed tap or Bucket .. 0.75 litres. Washing Car
In running tap water nearly 100 liters....... white with single bucket 2 to 3 cars can be washed with just 18 liters....... Watering Potted Plants
In running tap water nearly 50 liters...... Bucket less than 10 liters....Watering Garden
Running tap 100 lites or even more in multiples...... sprinkler system only 25/ 30 litersPlease Use Bucket n You will find a notable difference..
Choice is yours whether to enjoy n be safe with municipality / bore well water or disturb your family health by calling tankers water.Each family can save at…

Love and its mark in Whatsapp

Summa love Panna
(20)mark...!Sumara love Panna
(40)mark...!Nalla love Panna
(80)mark...!Sinceara love Panna
(...TASMARK....)
Plz forward to ur frnds

Collection of Best Messages on Whatsapp 1

Only for those who enjoyed their school lifeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Top 10 Dialogue of teacher
πŸ‘‰ If you are not interested then you may  leave the class.
πŸ‘‰ This class is worse than a fish market.
πŸ‘‰ Are you here to waste your parents money?
πŸ‘‰ Tell me when you all have finished talking.
πŸ‘‰ Why are u laughing? Come here n tell us we'll also laugh.
πŸ‘‰ Do you think teachers are fools to teach you?
πŸ‘‰ Don't try to act oversmart with me.
πŸ‘‰ Why do u come to school when you don't want to study.
πŸ‘‰ The previous batch was 100 times better than yours.
πŸ‘‰ If you want to talk then u may get out from the class.And the best one
πŸ‘‰ You yes you...  I am talking to you only, don't look back.. πŸ˜„πŸ˜„
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I'm sure that the last line would made all of you remember and smile your days at school.
This was our school days.
The best part was that we used to have the most innocent face to show at that point..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #Repost if you miss your school life....πŸ˜”

Collection of Best Messages on Whatsapp

Many years ago, after I got married I was sitting on a couch on a hot, humid day, sipping frozen juice during a visit to my father.
As I talked about adult life, marriage, responsibilities, and obligations, my father thoughtfully stirred the ice cubes in his glass and cast a clear, sober look at me."Never forget your friends," he advised, "they will become more important as you get older.""Regardless of how much you love your family and the children you happen to have, you will always need friends. Remember to go out with them occasionally, do activities with them, call them ...""What strange advice!" I Thought. "I just entered the married world, I am an adult and surely my wife and the family that we will start will be everything I need to make sense of my life."Yet I obeyed him; Kept in touch with my friends and annually increased their number. Over the years, I became aware that my father knew what he was talking about.In as much as…

Collection of Best Jokes in Whatsapp

This joke made my day πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚An unemployed engineer graduate was looking out
for a
suitable job in his stream.
He attended several
exams and many personal interviews, only to
be
rejected.
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Being fed up after so many months of his
job hunt, he decided to get into any job that
can
satisfy his food and daily needs.
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He visited a
circus group and asked for a job.
But the owner
said that there wasn't any job for his education
level. Also he said that there is a vacancy to
act
as a monkey and perform funny actions. The
unemployed youth accepted the offer since he
can
at least afford his daily food.
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So he dressed up as a monkey and entertained
the
audience. One day while he was performing the
monkey skills, he accidentally fell into the
lion's
ring.
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Everyone was shocked as the monkey fell into
lion's ring. No one knew that he was a man
dressed up as a monkey.
The man himself was
dreadful and feared for his life.
He felt pity for
himself as…

Arranged Marriage versus Love Marriage

Arranged Marriage:πŸ‘«
πŸ“œInvitation-Rs.30,000,
πŸ‘—Dress-Rs.1,50,000,
πŸ’Jewellery-Rs.5,00,000,
πŸ’’Marriage Hall-Rs.30,000,
πŸ“·Photos- Rs.20,000,
πŸ›Food-Rs.1,00,000
πŸ“’Others-Rs.1,00,000
Total-Rs.10,00,000
BUT
Love Marriage:πŸ’‘
✉Stamp Paper-Rs.100
πŸ’Maalai-Rs.50
πŸ“·Photo-Rs.20
Total-Rs.170 Only!
So,forward to all...
Veetu kastathai purinju
yellarum love pannunga. πŸ˜‰πŸ˜œ

Next generation LKG poem in whatsapp

Next generation LKG poemChatting chatting
πŸ’¬πŸ’¬πŸ’¬πŸ’¬πŸ’¬πŸ’¬πŸ’¬πŸ’¬
Yes papa
✌✌✌✌✌✌✌✌
Girlfriend setting
πŸ™‹πŸ™‹πŸ™‹πŸ™‹πŸ™‹πŸ™‹πŸ™‹πŸ‘°πŸ‘°
No papa
πŸ––πŸ––πŸ––πŸ––πŸ––πŸ––πŸ––πŸ––
Telling lie
πŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘Ž
No papa
πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
Open your whatsaap
πŸ’¬πŸ’¬πŸ’¬πŸ’¬πŸ’¬πŸ’¬πŸ’¬πŸ’¬
HaHaHaHaHaHa.......
πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ’žπŸ’žπŸ’žmotha  groupkkum send panunga
     Marketla puthusu

Character Analysis in Whatsapp

1.Naa unakku yaaru?
(A)best friend  (b)just friend  (c)lover  (d)enemy2.yenna yevlo pidikkum?
(A)30%  (b)60%  (c)90%
  (D)100%3.rombha naal kazhichi yenna paatha yenna seiva?
(A)azhuven  (b)katti pidichippe  (c)kiss.           
kuduppen    (d) therla4.yenkitta unakku yenna pidikkum?
(A)voice  (b)dressing code  (c)comedy  (d)freeya pesrathu...5.naama adutha jenmathula yennava erukkanum?
(A)friends (b)lovers
(C)brother&sister  (d)relation
Unnoda frnds kku anuppu ..yenakkum anuppuπŸ’”πŸ’•