Funny Joke: Chemistry of Men and Women

Chemistry of men and women

Element Name: MAN
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)

Physical properties: Solid at room
temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky.
Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to
conduct electricity as easily as young samples.

Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO
any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes
explosive when mixed with Kd (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by dousing with alcohol.

Usage: None known. Possibly good methane
source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.

Caution: In the absence of WO, this element
rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

Funny Joke: Chemistry of Men and Women
Funny Joke: Chemistry of Men and Women

Element Name: WOMAN
Symbol: WO
Atomic Weight: (don't even go there!)

Physical properties: Generally round in form.
Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly.
Very bitter if not used well.

Chemical properties: Very active. Often unstable. Possesses strong affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones.
Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food.
Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely
good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing
agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced

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